Отдых был испорчен Vacation was ruined

I was in this hotel from 08.10. 08 to 15.10. 08.
There were no problems with checking into the hotel, the room surprisingly turned out to be a two-room suite, with a large balcony, there was even a kitchenette with a refrigerator, we can say that this is where all the delights of the hotel (as well as rest) ended.
We fed (all inclusive) 4 times: breakfast after 8 am: boiled eggs, inedible, but terribly varied salads (principle: what we didn’t eat yesterday, we’ll finish it today), 3 types of jam and white Turkish loaves. Lunch at 12:30 (principle - whoever did not have time for a couple of minutes will be late and will be hungry) - the same salads, for the most part - cold pasta with cold gravy (to be honest - I still remember this disgusting taste), rarely - chicken or fish (each - strictly one piece). At 5 o'clock they baked pies with fillings (potatoes, sausage or mushrooms) - they had to eat 3 plates each, to the obvious displeasure of the Turks, since this is delicious compared to dinner. Then - at 19:00 dinner (see the principle of lunch), oddly enough, was an order of magnitude tastier than lunch: rice, stuffed peppers and (or) sausage, chicken. I never thought that in Turkey I would be so happy with rice. There was no fruit other than watermelon, assuming watermelon is a fruit.

As for drinking: local vodka is consumed only with a large amount of tonic (cola), as well as with great self-hypnosis that THIS is more or less digestible. Next - wine, translated into Turkish - sharap. Indeed, they would shut up with this "divine drink", or they would shut it up much deeper for themselves, since it is completely impossible to drink it. We have seen beer and more diluted, therefore, without comment.
The beach is dirty, there are bottles, cigarette butts, toilet paper and not only pieces of paper - in general - feel at home. I won’t say that I was very worried, as they say: just to see the sea... The only consolation for such money.
There was no animation in principle, there is a chic macho in this hotel, the name of the nugget is Alex, and so, he claimed that he was the animator. Of course, if the animation is to watch me on the corner and practice great Russian through the words: "I love you" and "Sex, ok. " Shh, ts, ts. " I was lucky - fell behind on the 3rd day, but stopped wiping the table, clearing plates, changing ashtrays and putting on napkins. Serves me right.
The rest of the staff did not leave any emotions in their souls and memories, however, the bartender turned his ass a couple of times, ignoring the magical sparkle of his eyes and the impulses of the soul caused by a couple of vodka-cola and urgently requiring the continuation of the banquet.
In general, I summarize:
1st number - 4 points
2. food and drinks - 0 points. By the way, I'm not picky about food.
3. sea, hotel pool and slide - 8 points
4. room cleaning - 5 points
5. Alex and the bartender - shame on the gray hair of the hotel
A separate issue is excursions. People, I beg you, do not go to Faina on the Hummingbird tour (a little walk from the hotel right along the highway). Since we were deceived with an excursion on a "jeep safari", even Ostap Bender and Mr. Korobeinikov did not succeed. It was worth it for me that I left home with a temperature and a sore ear (the tour was on the eve of departure), and the rest - a ruined day (and paid for).