Мой самый скучный день рождения my most boring birthday ever

Before choosing this hotel, I re-read the entire Internet, but, unfortunately, since the hotel is new, I found only 2 reviews, absolutely contradictory. Well, I decided to act vABANK, and bought a ticket for my birthday. (Either pan or disappeared) As it turned out, he disappeared. Well, everything is in order: we arrived at 2 am, by the time we got to the hotel it was already about 6 am. So, if you choose Alanya, count on the road at 3 hours, and if with arrivals at other hotels 4 hours. At the reception, we were met by a poor-speaking Russian, but a clumsy type named Mehmet (at the same time, he immediately began to stick to me). He said that he would check us in after 2 hours, after 2 hours after another 2 hours. Neither the "bribe" nor the persuasion helped. I had to wait. . . At 10 o'clock in the morning he "kindly" provided us with room 703 (it's right behind the aquarium on the 1st floor). When we entered the room, the view from the window was depressing (3 meters away from the window there is a black wall up to the 3rd floor), as if in a basement. After my dissatisfaction, Mehmet promised us a normal room in 2 days. Okay, the first 2 days I slept and climatized. Then they moved to the 5th floor in room 519, the situation improved slightly due to the sunlight (there is another hotel very close opposite, our windows looked at their restaurant, their stage is right under our room. So they didn’t let us sleep, to put it mildly. Well okay, you can also ignore this if you came to rest. The interior of our hotel was really very beautiful, but very, very small. There was even nowhere to go. Before that, when I was in Turkish hotels, they were like blocks, and day of entertainment. Here the animation consisted of 3 guys (not speaking Russian, except hello, how are you) and 1 girl children's animator (speaking only English). Terrible boring!!!!!!!!!! Everywhere only German old people , flabby grandfathers and arrogant grandmothers who, by the way, drink SO much that Russians take a break. I also visited the Sultan SPA program, which was supposed to last 150 minutes, but instead they did everything quickly for an excuse and charged $ 45 for it. But zat oh by the way, the Spa center is very beautiful. There is a Turkish steam room, a Finnish sauna, and a very beautiful relaxation room. . Although there is no heated pool as stated. In short, my plans for a fun birthday party at the new hotel didn't pan out. For young people, you need to choose another hotel. In general, whoever wants to enjoy the beauty of the interior and the farts of German old men come here.