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Hello! I visited this hotel at the end of October 2012. I will say right away that I am unlikely to go to this hotel, except that the tour will cost $ 200). So I'll start in order, from the moment we arrived at the hotel: we arrived there at 12 noon, we were put on bracelets and told that the check-in was after two, after which we went to explore the territory - the first place we got to was a "quiet" pool behind the first line and there, the following picture appeared to our eyes: several people sleeping on chairs (12 !! ! days) and the music of Noggano, Vitya AK, etc. , screaming at the whole ...we were a little dumbfounded, but what can we do, we knew that the hotel was for Russians (here I mean all the Slavs). We scouted the area, had lunch (about food later) and went to get rooms. At the reception, another interesting picture awaited us: 100 people in line for numbers, which reminded us of films about Auschwitz, when a piece of bread was thrown to the prisoners and they fought over it ...
Fights began to arise here too) I calmly stood in line, asked for rooms not far from each other (I went with a friend to different rooms), to which the Turk reacted with surprise, because apart from shouting HEY, GIVE ME A NORMAL HOUSE, I didn’t hear anything else, and gave us the keys to the rooms in the 4th building. So, now, in order and point by point:
ROOMS: rooms in the hotel, of course, do not correspond to 4, but more like 3 (in principle, the hotel is on the fine line between 3 and 4). Two simple beds, a bedside table, a TV set (17-18 inches), a refrigerator ...a niche in the wall, like a dressing room (to me personally, it seemed more comfortable than a closet), a bunch of hangers that I even hung my entire wardrobe on hangers . . The restroom without any frills, but also without flaws - we had showers in the rooms (in some rooms there were showers with a curtain, but I didn’t hear about showers without a curtain and a tray during my entire stay). Number-number, but I don't understand people looking for flaws in every corner...

I spent only hours of sleep in the room.
Pools: The hotel has two large pools: one "quiet" near the reception, and the other near the restaurant, near which the music was constantly screaming. The pools stank of chlorine very much, so I swam in them once, for the company). There are three small slides that were turned on extremely rarely, but even when turned on, no one rode them. There are enough sun loungers near the pools, because all the people were lying on the beach.
Beach: the beach is large, with a pier from which everyone dives. The entrance from the shore is not very good and it is better to enter from the shore only in calm weather, when you can clearly see the bottom. Sun loungers IMMEDIATELY, enough for everyone ...There are no mattresses and beach towels in this hotel, although I would not refuse a mattress, even if for money. The beach is dirty, but dirty, not because it is not cleaned, but because our "cultured people", sorry, crap, where they eat ...
although there are many small pots-urns on the beach, but our people are too lazy to walk 10-15 meters to them or even bring them to their sun loungers - it’s better to throw cups and cigarette butts where they are, and then resent that no one cleans ...I no words. We once observed such a picture: a man with a typical redneck appearance sits on the shore, in a redneck cap and eats (yes, he eats) seeds and throws garbage right next to him ...we offered him to grunt during each throw, which he looked at us, like Lenin against the bourgeoisie ...And one more situation: a pretty drunk mother with her child played a game - threw pebbles into a pot-urn ...and after several accurate throws it cracked. And what do you think she did after that? That's right, I went with my little one to throw pebbles into another urn. In short, I will say the way they taught me from childhood: Purely not where they don’t clean, but where they don’t litter!
Restaurant: it is difficult to call a restaurant, more like a canteen, but nothing...

the plates on the distribution are far from all washed thoroughly, so you need to choose ...I didn’t take glasses and cups at all, I used disposable cups. The bar served beer/raki/wine and occasionally gin/whiskey during lunch and dinner. During breakfast and late dinner only yuppies and tea/coffee.
Food: always tolerable, there was a choice. We also got to Eid al-Adha, so they generally fed us with dignity: constantly lamb, chicken in several forms, sometimes fried fish ...rice, french fries, pasta were always present from the side dishes ...there were also always various baked / fried / boiled vegetables, fried soy meat ...There were always fresh vegetables, salads, greens, olives, a bunch of pickled vegetables ....cheeses (various types and delicious), soy sausage ....always only oranges and apples from fruits. Again, I was surprised by the people who shouted that there was nothing to eat.
I immediately have a question: Do you always eat marbled veal, foie gras, truffles, lobster and various delicacies at home?
Bars: During our stay, there were three bars: by the quiet pool (1), by the second pool (2) and the Fireplace bar, which opened after the restaurant closed (there was everything except beer). The bars had the same range of drinks. In the first bar around 12 burgers (with soy meat) and french fries were cooked. The second (who worked until 00.00) occasionally served some cookies. Not far from the second bar, a woman often fried cakes with cheese (they went under beer like a mother-in-law under ice : )).
Animation Entertainment: I will not describe, because the animators change from season to season.
And now the topic that is probably of interest to everyone in the first place : )
ALCOHOL: alcohol in its purest form (except for beer) is impossible to use, you need to mix it with cola / sprite ....The beer was not bad.

But, according to our observations, something was mixed into all the alcohol, because it constantly made me want to sleep ...which, in principle, is understandable, since on the day of our arrival there were 2500 people in the hotel, and if everyone drank alcohol , then it would not have been possible without drunken debauchery, and everyone walked like sleepy flies : ) What was certainly unpleasant was that the tables were cleaned extremely rarely, so after the leaving company they had to throw mountains of cups away on their own.

So, let me summarize: the hotel is fully consistent with its price category, and those who shout that the service / rooms / food is bad ...and what did you want to get for 300-350 dollars per person, you had to go to the five for the price twice higher than the one proposed and there you would definitely be kissed in one place. But well, this is our mentality: I want everything at once and preferably for free. My rating for this hotel is 6 out of 10, considering the price.
After visiting this hotel, I had a dream: to visit a hotel with the No Russians concept, because our brother can ruin everything and I heard Russian obscenities more often than the word Thank you, mostly they were cries of "Well f **, pour more, what are you you’re goofy, you’re not pouring for your own, " and when the bartender politely pointed to a sign where it was written in 4 languages ​ ​ that they don’t give more than two glasses in one hand, these characters departed with the words "S * k * zhlobyar. " And when, after or before them, you come up and start talking to him normally (banal hello in Turkish and normal facial expressions) and ask for 4 drinks, since you are with a girl, but you don’t want her to stand in lines, he did everything as it should and to the phrase thank you, answered with an undisguised smile Please DrYug : ), so these characters began to poke their fingers about yelling "Why can he and I can't!
"The main thing is to always remain a person, and not show tricks, how alcohol can turn a person into a pig) Hotel employees are people too and want to be treated with respect.

In short, if you are not whimsical in choosing a hotel, then you can safely go here ...it’s better not to take small children, because they can hear a lot of new things for themselves there : )

Thanks to everyone who paid attention to reading my review - if you have any questions, please contact me, and I will be happy to answer them.