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Hello to all potential guests of the Green Hill Hotel! I always use the services of sites to find out the situation at the hotel before I get there, and now I decided, as they say, to pay off my debts....I understand that my opinion can be subjective, I didn’t lay out all the emotions right away, I digested half a year, now I’ll try to formulate... So, the worst thing about this hotel is the disappointment of the first day upon arrival. Of course, when buying a relatively inexpensive ticket, you already suspected what these five stars would turn out for you, but the distance drawn in the photo and the actual length of the path, from the sea to the room, to the restaurant and to other important places for you, will unpleasantly surprise you on the day of arrival. To be honest, we really counted on a bribe, but we miscalculated, taking money from us, they smiled at us affectionately, kept us at the reception for 2 hours, and settled in a real darkness!! ! Imagine that you live on the 16th floor without an elevator! That is, if if the hotel was in the center of the village in the 3rd line, and it would take 20 minutes to stomp to the sea along a flat street, it would be closer than crawling from the 800th rooms to the hotel beach along the hills, steps, paths and nooks and crannies. In general, if you if you are not an amateur tourist who dreams of wandering through the thickets with a backpack on his shoulders, then this is definitely not your hotel! mountains, next to the eagles, the sea was blue somewhere in the distance below, the view is excellent, especially for an amateur photographer, but, alas, I don’t like to sit in the pool, I love the sea, so I went to the reception and painful negotiations began. In the end, we were settled in the servants' room under the restaurant, and to all of you, gentlemen, I inform you that the possibility of a normal check-in close to the sea in this hotel exists only in family rooms, of which there are several on the mountainside. Everything else is for climbers and hikers walks.
As for food, it may not reach the top five, but on the whole it’s normal, for the money that you pay, it’s quite tolerable, there are few fruits, two kinds of watermelon and orange, apples are not edible, you can always find the second, fish, meat they give - you won’t be hungry. There is one unpleasant moment - after tedious minutes of waiting, citizens burst in and take the tables, after the first experience we no longer participated in this - come later for lunch and dinner and you will always find a free table without problems. Sometimes for lunch we stayed to eat on the beach - there is a bar and everything you need is there.
Well, one more important, in my opinion, minus of this hotel is the beach. At first glance, everything is very good, especially in the photo, a small artificially made lagoon, inside which the beach is located... However, my husband and I are fond of snorkeling - we dive with masks to shallow depths, so we studied the bottom in detail. So, the current brings all sorts of rubbish from the sea into the lagoon, add your own dirt from two hotels sunbathing on a narrow piece of land, and there is no one to clean it! Therefore, the whole bottom is littered with cups, bottles, bags and other human waste products that I don’t even want to mention There is no possibility to swim outside the beach - there is a strong surf and stones. So the purity of the sea in this hotel is questionable.

It is also not very conveniently located - to get to Konakli, you have to climb the highway and wait for the bus, back, also, if you are late, then only a taxi. In view of these difficulties, we went to the village only twice, out of great necessity - for gifts. And in the evening there is nowhere to take a walk - everyone drinks beer at the pool bar and waits for a disco.
I won’t talk about the situation in our room, it didn’t bother us very much, and poor decoration, broken plumbing, it’s not as important as clean air and sea, at least on vacation. I can only say that the quality of the rooms corresponds to a three-ruble note. Speaking of clean air: the hotel is surrounded by lush vegetation, extremely unkempt, in the trees heart-rendingly yelling crickets, which are poisoned with smoke in the evenings. The smoke does not take them, they yell just as heart-rending right after the car passes, but you try not to breathe at this moment - there is nothing useful in this.
Of course, I don’t want to go to this hotel anymore, if I knew that absolutely everyone is unlucky when checking in there, that the sea is dirty, and the rooms and food correspond to a modest three-ruble note, I would have chosen a three-ruble note for this money, but on the coast and in the village, and not the devil where in the mountains... .