wifi нет, только на ресепшене no wifi, only at the reception

The hotel is terrible, we arrived at 11 o'clock, check-in at 14, we were offered a VIP with a sea view (there are no rooms with a sea view in the hotel! ) For this, we paid $ 30. They came to the room and were shocked, it didn’t smell like a VIP, but it smelled like in a barn, the room was not cleaned, the sheets were dirty ! ! Went to return the money. Accordingly, after that we decided to wait 14 hours. They gave me a room on the first floor next to the construction site, they came to swear, they sent us to fuck 3 times. A certain Marat Tartar working at the reception offered to sort things out on the street, started swinging to hit, a couple more Turks came up, my girlfriend became scared. They began to promise that you are fucked here! We decided to go to the room where they called the tour operator who listened and promised to call back (did not call back) at the embassy no one answered at all. We decided to endure, after talking with people, we learned that 90% were shocked, only the grandmothers in this hotel were happy. The food is terrible, at the first dinner I found a black hair in the salad (there is a photo), everything is monotonous, after a couple of days it starts to feel nauseous. They clean the room for the sake of appearance, spat in the ashtray, so it stood all the days, but they constantly climb into the closet (they specially put a piece of fleece on the door to understand whether it was opened or not) they always carried all the money and documents, but it’s also dangerous to carry everything with you ( the guys pulled out the bag like that when they walked). Therefore, you should not go to the "hotel", you will endure this horror. After swimming in the pool, 3 out of 6 started to have pain in the eyes, they immediately went to the pharmacy, they no longer swam in the pool. The sea is dirty, you will understand if you go to Alanya. The hotel tried only to sleep.
I can't figure out how to write a good review! ? (probably fake)