Хуже только Адлер Worse than Adler

DISCLAIMER. THIS REVIEW IS A LOT OF EXPRESSION, THEREFORE READING PLEASE BE INSPIRED AND SHOW EMPATHY. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THE DETAILS, JUST READ THE LAST BIG PARAGRAPH.

If you want your holiday to be ruined from the very beginning, this is the hotel for you. When you expect to come to Turkey at 4 * you are obviously not waiting for such a bottom (by the way, the day will be below).

On the very first day, I sent a photo of a room with separate beds (although we arrived in two couples and ordered two rooms with double beds), dirt in it, and the fact that the light and air conditioning did not work, so that the tour operator would never recommend this hotel to anyone again (by the way , I have no complaints about the tour operator, the staff did everything to move us to a better room).

1) Number. We were moved to a better option a day later, but it didn't end there.

There were serious problems with air conditioning (as it turned out, they are ubiquitous in this hotel), which no one solved, the room was insanely dirty (as if no one had ever cleaned), towels were not changed, and once they left one for two. It was possible to achieve more or less cleanliness only with the help of bribes to the cleaning lady - Alenka chocolate, rubles. "I took a shower - flooded the room" was also a kind of "game" that could not be corrected in any way. Lime falling off the ceiling of the bathroom / toilet fell in pieces on the head and on the tiles every day. Rated 1/10. One for changing the number, because the first one was just a complete trash, there is not enough space to describe all the jokes.

2) Food and drinks. Everything here was very poor, monotonous, in many ways not tasty. Alcohol was more or less, but soft drinks - complete shit.
If you haven't tried RC Cola for 16 rubles from Pyaterochka, then you can buy and appreciate the whole range of carbonated drinks at the hotel right now. Sookie is a pissed off Yuppie. The dining room was always dirty, and there were not enough seats for everyone. I don't think it's worth continuing. 3/10 as there were worse things on this holiday.

3) Beach. Here is a separate joke. You come to the beach and think - is everything really good here ? ! Annette! The rocky bottom is so treacherous that I immediately fell at the entrance (I slipped naturally, because I did not expect a set-up). But this is not the most thrill. The most buzz - boulders at an average depth on which each of our group beat off his legs. As a result, all visitors to this shore swam in one area, which was called the "paddling pool", there were no stones, but it was there that so many people accumulated that in the end it was not comfortable for anyone. The beach itself was not at all clean, and no one really cleaned it for all 7 days of stay.
There weren't enough beds for everyone. 2/10, even here the hotel was able to kick us.

4) Service. No comments, everything matches the descriptions above. Your problems are your problems. At your request, the staff ignores you or promises to return (guess what happens next? ). At your request, after numerous requests, the staff silently sends you to distant places to the forefathers.

5) Incidents. Well, here I will stop a little longer. I often rested in different countries, but I have never met such a quintessence of carelessness and indifference anywhere.

a) Our friends had an incident that the door to the room slammed shut and did not open with a card. The card was magnetized again, but nothing changed. I had to break the door and put a new lock.


d) Let's go back to service and cleanliness for a while. And do not think that what d) comes after a) is not a mistake. This is part of the enchanting story. On the second day, a friend went into the public women's restroom by the pool and stepped in (attention!
) into human shit...There was also shit on the walls of the booth, which was removed only at the end of our stay (after 5 days)

b) Let's go back to the public toilet, because that's not all. The doors of the stalls slam shut and sometimes it is impossible to open them. The girl got stuck in the toilet because of such an incident, and if it were not for the brave 90-kilogram granny who knocked out the door, she would have been cuckooing for a long time in the walls covered with human shit.

c) The strangest incident that should never have happened in Turkey...The bartenders set a limit on alcohol! Yes Yes. It is called came to 4 * all inclusive, in fact I remembered Anapa / Adler. Don't think - we guys are funny, of course, but we didn't take the entire bottle from the bartender. We asked for 6 pure whiskeys per company, one person came up. To which he was told that a maximum of 4 clean drinks / cocktails are poured per person at a time.
We did not understand what kind of nonsense, but 4 * in Turkey should definitely not have limits.

e) There was an incident at the end of the trip, that some newly arrived young people managed to grunt, and arranged a showdown with a fight that was heard not only by the whole floor, but by the whole house. When we made a call to the reception, they first played a scene in front of us, allegedly they do not know the Russian word "fight", and then when I said "fight", they answered us "OK" and nothing happened. People 3.14 drove each other half the night, and the hotel security simply did not come.

I think I can write/talk about this hotel endlessly, but I can say that our friendly group came up with a good slogan for this place: "Larissa - suck pussy. " Believe me, we are well imbued with this place, and we know that the slogan is more than suitable.

As a result of this holiday, our group concluded that Turkey is like Russian cognac. There are only 3* and 5*. No other is given.

We regard this trip as an experience, now we will only go to 5 * and above and not in the season.

PLEASE NEVER RECOMMEND THIS HOTEL TO TOURISTS BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MEET THE 4 STARS PROVIDED. THIS IS 3 STARS AT BEST, BUT IN REALITY 2 STARS.