Нехороший отель Bad hotel

We chose the hotel to replace it with another one, according to reviews, one of the best four in Alanya. But it all started from the airport with the fucking Anex tour. They gave us a bus with a non-working air conditioner and even drove as if on purpose 30 km per hour. As a result, we arrived at the hotel from 15.30 the airport at 19.40 arrived at the hotel. Cool. Upon check-in charged 40 dollars. With a view of the pool or the sea, well, somehow vaguely. Therefore, we did not give anything and settled with a view of the same sea and the same pool. The room, although small, but good, cleaning every day, the room even has a kettle and paper cups. That's just why it is not clear, no tea or coffee. Shampoo 1 time upon arrival, water in the refrigerator. In principle, from the pluses everywhere is clean, the Internet is good both in the room and everywhere.
Food. I don't know who wrote reviews before, but the food is kick-ass. As they say, no taste or smell, complete crap. And in the literal sense. You want to salt in a bag with a spoon and fork, salt and pepper, but you won’t have enough of it, because everything is nothing. Abundance. One soup for lunch - g... clearly, sour, not even a little salty, well, in general, it's understandable. Then fish, french fries, rice, baked vegetables, some kind of rotten meat and... That's it. Nothing more. And he pours all this abrek covered in sweat, flows from him, fu... Conders in the lobby, canteen, etc. They don’t work, the heat is pipets. From fruits sour pears, watermelon, melon. Good cakes.
Hike to the sea. . . Go as you like, even fly. The traffic light across the road does not work, they can knock down. The flow of cars is continuous. Sun loungers on the beach are free, but the beach itself and entry into the water are crap. Staff in general no boom boom in Russian. Except one administrator and bartender. Vacationers, impudent Poles 60 percent. The rest are Germans, Czechs, Serbs, etc.

Beer at the bar is not the same as on the beach, there is no animation, well, not at all. Some kind of concerts are going on, their own nonsense... Well, of course. My daughter has an allergy, the locals say you shouldn't have eaten eggs in the morning, but what if there are none. Culturally refused to help. So rest, I imagine that then in other hotels. We rest abroad 2 times a year and for a long time, it's zhah...