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Hello! I haven't written a review for a long time, I'm correcting it))
I have been going to Turkey for 10 years. I choose hotels not lower than 4+.
This time the choice fell on the top five Oz Hotels Incekum Beach Resort & Spa Hotel 5*
I wanted a large swimming pool, a large sandy beach and a minimum of problems for a "seal" holiday.
We flew on a regular flight of the Russian airline, so we were deprived of the “pleasure” of a flight delay, as often happens with charters.
Met by Killit Global. Everything is clear, on time, air conditioning on the bus, soft drinks (for a fee), a stop in the middle of the way to the hotel.
We arrived at the hotel at 22:00, of course, settled immediately.
Room without frills in building 9 2328, the hotel is far from new and shabby. The balcony is tiny. BUT, everything works (in our room even the air conditioner and the light without a key in a special hole worked around the clock ; ) ). And what does not work is corrected on request during the day.

Minibar - only water. There is a safe. Shampoos, balms, gels available. Imam's chants do not irritate and do not interfere with rest. Quiet at night. Only cicadas arrange choral polyphony)) They lull you to sleep already on the second day of your stay. Kotov once during the concert under the door of the room was doused with water, they did not come again; )
Cleaning. It really depends on the responsibility of your cleaning lady, and tips have nothing to do with it, although they are a nice bonus)) The cleaners have a schedule for cleaning your room and they do not deviate from this schedule. Towels are changed every 3 days, linen once a week, wet cleaning of the floor every day, if the do not disturb sign is not hanging. If the cleaning time does not suit you, you can ask the receptionist to change it. Usually cleaned from 12 to 16-17. If the child sleeps during the day, you may not get into the hours allotted for cleaning, so save your nerves and just say what time is convenient for you.
At the reception, it is better to contact Tatiana, then you can be sure that any of your requests will be fulfilled!
The only negative that overshadowed our settlement was that we arrived precisely at the time when there was a break in the all-inclusive system (dinner had already ended, there were still 2 hours before the night soup, the bars were no longer fed, and the CHILD WANTED TO EAT! ! ) Even Tatyana could not solve this problem.
Restaurant. Fed to kill!! ! I have never seen such diversity anywhere. Fruits: watermelon, melons, bananas, oranges, plums, peaches, nectarines, apples, pears, 2 kinds of grapes, cherries. Vegetables shaft, any. Meat: chicken, turkey, lamb, beef (expensive, so in a small quantity, but there is! ) Fish!! ! Various + crayfish + seafood in vegetables and salads. Dishes: grilled, stewed, fried, steamed or boiled - diet table. Soups, officially 2: always tomato and white soup-puree changes - mushroom, chicken, Turkish. I give you a hint. On the diet table every day there are pieces of white chicken meat, in the broth, for picky children there is a good opportunity to create homemade soup: pour the broth, chop the chicken, add rice, a little salt and voila. The waiters are smart, the cooks are skillful, the administrators and elders in the hall are helpful.

What was missing was freshly squeezed orange juice. I accidentally saw a week later how someone was made by special order and joined, but it was 1 time. It costs 2 euros. Find out what you need for regular use did not have time. So check with the reception if necessary.
Beach towels - issued in Hammam, according to the cards received upon check-in from 9 am! Not a minute earlier. Shift: until 19:00, and in exchange for towels you are given cards again, and clean towels again only at 9:00 am.
Hamam: no frills, but the declared services are provided in full. No hints or inclinations. A nice girl from Georgia, Sofia, speaks Russian. Sofia, hello! ))) An excellent massage is done by a Balinese girl. I recommend! I don’t see the point of going to Hamam outside the hotel, the money is the same, but a waste of time on the road.
Beach: there are three!! ! From left to right, if you stand with your back to the main entrance: the first with a rocky entrance, few people, close to the bar and water sports (reluctantly traded, but try; ) ), the second, in the presence of wind - with waves, the third, the longest , sandy and calm. There are enough sun loungers and umbrellas for everyone, there is no shortage. BUT, if you want to go to certain places, it is better to come early.
Sea: "moooore-moooore, bottomless world... " in the morning at least some coolness, after 16 there is almost no difference between air and water. Night swims are INCREDIBLE!
Pool from 7.00 to 19.00: after 12.00 you want to take shampoo. Bath, with a high content of reagents. Unfortunately, you can’t do without them, but because of them, many people develop allergies, despite regularly standing in the shower, leaving... Claritin or something like that is a must to have with you! The combination of sun cream + pool + sun = allergy. And in this case only the sea! ! Slides, there are three of them, they work for an hour or an hour and a half from 10.30 or 11, I don’t remember. Once a day. I did not see any restrictions on height and age.

Food on site from 7 am to 10 pm non-stop. Be sure to find a hut to the left of the restaurant where a very pleasant, talkative Turkish woman bakes gozleme. In addition to cakes, be sure to try ayran!! ! Unlike the one in the bar "people hawala" it is fundamentally different; ) It is there that all the Turks go for ayran, and there are more than half of them in the hotel!! ! Drinks until 00, then for a fee. So it is written, but, to be honest, I did not check it. A lot of different alcohol (not interested), but what they poured, I saw: vodka, whiskey, martini, baileys, some other liqueurs, cocktails.
Ice cream is free from 13 to 16. Waffles from 12 to 13.30. Some baked stuffed potatoes from 2.30 pm, something like hot dogs sometimes with sausage sometimes with cutlets from 5 pm.
There is no animation in this hotel! More precisely, there are animators, but there is no animation. Vacationers play volleyball themselves (filling their playing field with a hose), darts, water polo.
Evening shows are made by invited bands. Professional, interesting, high quality! Maybe it's for the best.
There is a mini-club, it works, we did not need it.
The hotel has tennis courts, a mini-golf course, a football field. There is billiards and table tennis.
Wi-fi: we were very worried when we heard that there was no charge to get out of the room (my husband needs it for work), BUT! It is available almost everywhere, in the lobby, by the pool, at the bar + they connected the Megafon package, the cost is the same as the paid one in other hotels.
More positive, gentlemen, smile at people, give good emotions and have a great holiday! ; )