-"Шашлик-машлик, ахмет-мехмед, захади в маи 5 звезд!" - "Shashlik-mashlik, ahmet-mehmed, come in May 5 stars!"

1. The organoleptic properties of local alcoholic beverages are, to put it mildly, very unpleasant (and I’m even afraid to think about the effect on the liver).
2. I can't drink "Jupi" and I won't let my child.
3. Only a suicide can drink Nescafe 2-3 times a day.
: ) And there is no other! (well, you can ask to make Turkish coffee (they will look at you as an enemy of the nation and put you on the counter in 20 minutes) or drink fresh juices for 2.5 euros, or bring normal cognac with you, but in a restaurant you don’t drink it from your throat either will)
And finally the main thing! There is no service at all! That is, what is absolutely normal even in the Crimea, the feeling that the staff of Arcadia does not understand what they want from him at all!

Well, for example, people sit down at the table, the Turk "BUT, BUT" runs up and starts to kick them out. They sit down in the other half of the Pinea restaurant - another one runs up and also shouts No No. Moreover, such things happen not only to the Russians, but also to the Germans and the Dutch. (later we taught them that if they plan to cover something there, they should lead them and seat them in an empty seat) And there are a lot of such examples.
Well, for example, he asked the Turk to warm up their fucking UPI for the child in the microwave, because all the drinks are ice-cold, he poured half of it and topped it up with warm water. I noticed that the color had changed and tried it. He called, expressed - they ran and made a new one. Tipping what you give, what not: that is, if you give a Turk 2 euros in a tip, he will give up his shift altogether and stop working. It seems that the hotel scored on the service at all!
Well, for the full flavor, there was also some Chechen who fought first with the animator, and then with the Dutchman!