Ни ногой!!!!! Not a leg!!!!!

I am writing from the "beautiful" pearl of Belek - the hotel Justiniano! Yes, that is exactly what it is called, but even the staff does not know that it is a Turtesse Family Club!
I'll start in order (a little chaotic, because emotions just overwhelm)!
The hotel miraculously and magically awarded itself another 2 stars, because before Turtesse bought it it was exactly 3-star. Neither the atmosphere, nor the staff, nor the food in the canteen has changed! Yes, it is in the canteen, since the food is reminiscent of the Krasnaya Zorya sanatorium in Uryupinsk for the leaders of heavy industry! Although they gave caviar there! I don’t know where Vitalina found seafood??? ? Tell me, we have another 4 days to rest here - I want to enjoy it! Maybe the cook gives them for special merits? Well, like, you eat the same thing every day, and as a gift at the end a pack of squid?

Meat. . . That juicy word "meat". . . Forget about it here! It seems that Turkey is based on three pillars: resorts, leather and CHICKEN! No pork, no lamb, no beef! Some hens! Really, gentlemen, what kind of monsters are you? Why are poor chickens discriminated against?
Even in the children's menu (my baby and I are 1.9 months old), there is only one chicken from meat! By the way, the children's buffet does not work in the morning, and in the afternoon only from 12.30 to 13.30. What is your child sleeping? You didn't have time? And who cares? This is 5 stars, Ultra ALL Inclusive!!!
Salads. . . Perhaps the Turks understand this word quite literally! But besides one salad greens, there are only greens with sausages! And they can't even be described!
Soups . . More precisely - SOUP! One! Like a warrior in the field! But from the chef! Probably that he didn’t finish it, he put it out on his own! In general, I wonder if they themselves eat, what do they cook? And today, instead of soup, there was oatmeal porridge in the pots. Told the waiter - smiled! Cool, I can do that too! They said to one more - a smiley! Guys, have I come to Yumorina? Let's go to the chef, he listened, made a disgruntled face (they say, why are you indignant that you sparged, then eat) and how the Moor left!
High chairs in the restaurant is a separate issue! At 12.40 they are simply gone, and lunch is from 12.30! That is, if you want to get it, rush as if to storm the Reichstag in a restaurant and shout "This is mine, I saw it first! " get out of the hands of other parents! And what, this is life, yo-mine! Competitive fight!
Desserts can be eaten! It's the only thing you can eat! So I have been eating this for 5 days already))))
The beach. . . If you forgot your condoms at home, it doesn't matter! They are here right on the beach in the sand and wallow! Probably included in the price too! Here is the service! True, they used a little! Washed, ironed and like new! And what a joy when "THIS" will bring you your child playing with the sand on the beach, and the hand reaches for the camera! Charm - in a family album or in a frame!

About the boorish attitude of the staff (although not all, I won’t dissemble, there are also very nice people) I won’t say anything, I won’t imitate... By the way, learn Turkish, gentlemen! Russian is not held in high esteem here, but they probably know English, but how partisans are not recognized! But how they smile if they don’t understand (and this is 90 percent) what you want from them! Just like Thailand!
My husband managed to take a swim in the pool ONCE (which, by the way, are not cleaned, no matter what they say), and now he has SUCH a chemical burn on his chest, that upon arrival I will go to YOU ​ ​ TURTESS to visit !!!! ! Along with medical reports!
The carpet in the hotel can be seen laid by Ataturk himself, but the origin of the huge white spots along the entire length is not known to me...
Vtyuhivayut (sorry, for the expression) shop tours to the stores they need! TIP: take a taxi and go to Kadriye yourself, EVERYTHING is MUCH cheaper there! Almost 3 times: leather, textiles, souvenirs!
We wanted to leave earlier, but the good guide girl Lera said that we were already the tenth in a week, and there were simply no tickets until September 5!
In general, we are not just not ostentatious tourists, but generally very calm! To get us out, you need to try very hard! It can be seen that they are trained people - it worked!
Oh, more! For reference, we met a great guy in Kadriye - the director of a leather store. So he said that of the 65 hotels in Belek - this is the worst!
If someone says that they say what kind of money, such a service, I will answer!
Firstly, I have been abroad in many countries of the world and have NEVER been thrown like that! If you write that 5 stars, Ultra ALL, then please - correspond!
Our trip was not limited to $ 2.100, we could have spent twice as much, but we were soooo advised exactly THIS, that we were seduced... I confess, this is probably my fault!
Secondly, you need to warn that a hotel that positions itself as a family hotel should not arrange discos until 2 am right out the window!
Thirdly and fourthly, in short, there is no need to think that you, Turtess, are the smartest!

I understand that the admins will not let my message go, but they will read it anyway! Do not worry, I will duplicate it and publish it on all sites about tourism, reviews about holidays and Turkey, not only in Russian, but also in English, German, Italian! Luckily, I also speak these languages!
In general, for a spoiled vacation you will pay with your reputation! And possibly a lawsuit (we'll talk about chemical burns on the body)!