просто найдите другой отель just find another hotel

Five Stars? With a plus? Forget once and for all these figures in relation to this place. Of the entire staff, there are five poor people who try to smile and do their job well. The rest will hate you. Exactly. The answer to the question? No. Help you with something? Forget it. Is it ok to serve a menu? No, keep it like a rag on the table, and then, at best. Animation? Oh yeah. 20-40 minutes in the evening, at the level of student amateur performances. And you will be very lucky if some really worthwhile artist passes by the hotel. But he will be alone for the whole trip. The rest is real amateur performance. No place to sit and watch? So go to your room. No one will take care of you and they will look with hatred, as if you were guilty of something or did not please something.
A room with entertainment like billiards? OK. Only this tiled room is like a toilet. Only big. And in it stupidly stands one pool table, an old table hockey, and some old electronic game that is not working. Everything.
Water without gas in a bar? Why all of a sudden! There is a cooler, and there is a plastic cup, go get it yourself, they say, not without arms and legs. Coffee? Mmmm. Apparatus with soluble slop - yes. Coffee is not. Even for money. Alcohol? Local slop - please. Normal brands - only for money. The drinks? Fanta, Pepsi, Sprite, powdered juices like apple, grapes. Freshly squeezed orange juice. Only for money.

Fruit? Green pears, green nicotrines, green melons, rotten peaches and grapes. And this is the whole range. It's really all there is.
A fish? One kind, with the taste of fried herring. Variety of food? Oh yeah. Tomato/cucumber slices, cubes, slices, whole, mixed, mixed, mixed. Here is variety for you. There is no seafood at all. Plates, you won't believe it! PLATES with chipped edges. Not well washed. All of different sizes, as if they were collected from different sets.
No bed? So go and get yourself. No mattress on the bed? Bring it yourself, don't fall apart. Mattresses with smell and stains? Well, what did you want... Animation by the pool and during the day? This hotel has never heard of this.
What is there... I can list for another week everything that is there through one place. If two stars were written there and the trip would be three times cheaper - yes, no question. I could cook for myself and even wash my own plate. But your division! For SUCH money, such... In general, those five poor workers who can be hanged with an asterisk for optimism and positive, among this swamp of sediment. Amen. (I was with my husband from 09/18/2015 to 09/25/2015