вот это я попал this is what i got

Well, what can I say in my life there were different hotels in different countries ... But so that ... Well, in order. After reading the reviews about the Virgin hotel, my husband and I were no longer flattered and immediately offered the porter to settle us humanly for $ 100 in the central building. An hour later, a boy came furtively to us with keys and led us to look at the numbers like bulls to be slaughtered. I’ll make a reservation right away that the hotel is designed for adults without children, not for the peace of mind of vacationers - but because it’s not just a child here - not every adult can live. 500 steps to the beach and 300 to the restaurant - that's the recipe for pumped up legs and a sick heart. Let's start with the fact that between the reception and the floor with an elevator, a flight of 30 steps will have to drag the bags both up and down on yourself, well, or pay extra specifically to the boy. The elevator is either turned off, the roofing felts do not work due to the dilapidation of the structure ... It is generally tough with elevators here.
In the first two days upon arrival, the electricity was cut off for 2 hours - they say that at that time people were sitting in the elevator and in the funicular to the beach ... There are no ventilation and windows there ... I hope they survived. A room in a bungalow with a gorgeous view - and the views here really hurt, it was with an air conditioner that was not working due to old age and uselessness and with a temperature of about 45 degrees ... No, thank you ... A room in the central building - what can I say - if we sent a redneck on a business trip - the boss - well, they would cover him ... But for their money ... The toilet bowl is not fixed to the floor and flows from under it. There are two halogens in the bath and that's it. Try to shave in the dark... Extreme. There is one Russian program on the TV, one Ukrainian and three Turkish ones ... Everyone is ruffled . . Well, at least the air conditioner works! Well, we think Rixos was not paid. Let's go to the beach - swim with grief and eat something else. Yeah - they fled ... For a thousand vacationers - 200 sunbeds and 50 umbrellas! The lounger is - well, an old door or something, or a coffin lid ...
On top lies an old mattress with an old one - well, got excited - well, almost everyone. Well, halfway through and they are gone. But there are vacationers in abundance, to a number far exceeding the number of sunbeds, mattresses and umbrellas taken together and multiplied by 2. And all are very red - umbrellas, even those who could get them with a titanic effort of will, do not save from the sun - they are poor old fellows , full of holes . . So people will return from vacation very tanned - if they live on an empty stomach, then! In the reviews about the hotel, they read that the food was good, like they didn’t go hungry ... Well, we saw one so pleased! He danced briskly for lunch near a bowl of empty pasta and yelled - oh, noodles! His wife critically doubted: "Something they are completely without anything. " “So there’s ketchup in bags nearby! ” the husband retorted cheerfully and rushed to pick out the remains of the stuck delicacy from the bottom of the tray ...

In fairness, I’ll say that in addition to pasta, there was a sausage at dinner, fried in tomato sauce and mackerel left over from yesterday’s dinner, which was fried a second time in batter to refresh the look ... By the way, I warn you - any bottled water is for a fee! In the canteen - and you can’t call it a restaurant because the lights are off and the air conditioner is not working there, which gives salads and sausages a special piquancy - rub a bottle of water, and on the first and last floor find a cooler and strain life-giving moisture into it for free! Hooray - no need to run after her in underpants at night! The water under the tap ends at 5 pm - in the midst of a general bathing. So don't yawn.
As a result of all of the above, I can say: I will not talk about the number of stars on the facade of this unfortunate hotel! But I can only regret the money spent.
There are enough hotels on the Turkish coast that will offer you normal conditions and delicious food for the same price. Do not repeat our mistake - since 86, not investing a penny in a hotel and hoping that a good view from the windows compensates for everything is a utopia. I wish you all a pleasant stay in other hotels!