Сплошное разочарование Total disappointment

Yes, for a long time I did not write reviews about visited hotels... But here, I just could not help but do it. To begin with, the hotel is declared as a boutique and still has 5 stars. I bought it for this, as well as for a room with a mini pool on the terrace. The very next day, I realized how miscalculated! There wasn’t even a smell of a five here, at the strength of a three. It was very disappointing for the money spent.
I'll start with the main negative - FOOD. I have been to Turkey 8 times, but I never could have imagined that they could feed like this... From meat dishes for dinner, only pieces of chicken or turkey stewed in sauce, and that's EVERYTHING !! ! I'm serious, this is the end of the choice. Grilled fish was given three times in two weeks. Each trip to the dining room, you can’t call it in another way, caused complete disappointment and, in a sense, shock. We could not get used to this until the end of the holiday))). Well, how do you get used to it, if a queue lined up for semi-finished cutlets from a pack, at least to grab something edible. The celebrity of Turkish cuisine is sweets. . . The choice is so poor and tasteless. For a breakfast of baked goods - one kind of buns, no croissants, no different goodies... In short, darkness! I am not a snob, and I always try to ignore the shortcomings and concentrate on the merits of the hotel, but it just didn’t work out here. Sad.
The second negative is the drinks. Juices are only yuppies. From packages for money. The best thing is water. She had to be asked from the waiters, and they poured water from the cooler into used bottles....What crazy savings? I generally keep quiet about alcohol, beer could have ended at the beginning of the day. About local brandy and other G - you have to order it almost a day in advance for it to appear at the hotel, and they brought it two bottles in bags from the store, that they don’t have money to stock up?

The third negative is the service. On the first day, they barely asked for something to cover themselves with. There were just sheets and pillows. Moreover, the administrators were sincerely surprised why we should cover ourselves, because it’s hot... The cleaning ladies, besides the fact that they didn’t wash the floor, didn’t change the bed linen for a week, managed to steal packs of cigarettes... Moreover, they were addicted to Marlboro))) Kent didn’t steal))) . The mini pool in the room was cleaned only upon arrival, in two weeks it turned into a dirty puddle with dead beetles and fallen leaves.
Although there was a plus! Probably the only one! Very nice sunbathing spots. Indeed, a continuous chill-out throughout the territory... Very convenient entry into the sea, and chic Pavilions on the pantone.
I have always treated such reviews with a certain amount of irony, but trust me, this hotel is horrendous in terms of service! Read my other reviews, I have always found positive points, without spoiling my vacation, as they say, you can get to the bottom of everything.... But here - it's just at every step and every day. In short, if you are accustomed to and aim for a holiday above three stars - don't even think about it!!! !