Кто хочет отдохнуть, тот отдохнёт прекрасно Who wants to rest, he will rest perfectly

Guys, let's adequately... What did you want to get for that kind of money? If you want to be looked into your ass, then go to a hotel like "ADAM and EVA", there is nothing to complain about... A normal hotel, who wants to relax, he will rest normally. We just returned, went with two families, settled us in the main building (where the reception is located, number 1516), mind you, we did not pay extra!! ! Double room with large terrace. Very beautiful view of the sea, although the air conditioner broke down 2 times, but it was repaired immediately, even at night. The cleaning is really disgusting, if you leave a dollar, they will put ruffles on the sheets for you, if you don’t leave it, they’ll just fill it up... and that’s it... They don’t wipe the dust, they don’t wash the floor, they don’t empty the ashtray... True, after she “barked” at the cleaners, the floor began to wipe, but I did not leave the dollar.
Now about the food. . . Everywhere in Turkey the food is about the same, isn't it? Let's be honest!! ! You can choose what you can eat from what they offer. Let's just say that everyone complains about the kitchen, and they themselves line up such queues in restaurants, pick up these not tasty "mountain" cutlets, and then leave them. When I see how our "starving" people carry these bowls of grub, I just want to come up and ask if it's possible to eat it. . . And that's it. . .
Tapchany, you occupy yourself at 6 in the morning, what do the Turks have to do with it? What is their fault that our people are impudent? Thank God, this time, the Lebanese turned out to be more arrogant and more choked, they ran into a lot and ate everything clean...

Now the booze, well, sorry. . . what is it. . . don't like it ? you had to bring yourself what you like, and they gave what they themselves drink. And in other matters, you went to rest, not to drink. I don’t understand why pay so much money to swell and not remember anything, and then pour shit over?
I will say this, who goes to rest, he will rest... By the way, well done animators !! ! And children are entertained and adults are not allowed to get bored, if there is a desire... The boys constantly offer games and aerobics, but not everyone wants to, it's better to sit near the bar to get drunk, and then crap...
I don’t know how anyone, but I normally rested there, and whoever is looking for shit will definitely find it.