Не понимаю, что здесь хорошего I don't understand what's good

I am writing my review, so to speak, without departing from the checkout. I wholeheartedly support all negative reviews. According to the voucher, we have a standard room 2 + 2 (child 12.99) view of the courtyard. Initially, I asked if it was possible with a sea view - they asked for $ 100. He refused to pay extra - they settled with two children in a viper. They initially gave room 206, the key did not fit him, he ran, they gave him 208. A small room with three beds, and broken ones. I went to sort it out, since there are 4 of us and, as it were, small children. Their chief administrator said that we will deliver you a large bed. It turns out that the room will have two large beds and a nightstand. You will need to walk sideways. Cleaning is terrible. They talk like shit. Although I saw how they overpowered people from the next room, probably the $ 50 that I offered for them was not money.
This is such a gift the hotel made on my birthday!