Крым, как он должен быть Crimea as it should be

I deliberately searched for a hotel as similar as possible to the Crimean ones, i. e. with a large and green territory, but with a civilized service. Letunia is just like that, everything is very green, there is where to walk and a pleasant breeze blows. The food is strange, in the morning it sucks, but in the evening - a real abundance. Bartenders have the remotest idea of ​ ​ the composition of cocktails, they pour vodka into everything, and in general, what they really get has nothing to do with what should be by name. A la carte restaurants are disgusting, the food is worse than in common canteens, the service is terrible (there is none). The beach surrounds the entire peninsula, i. e. no one lies on their heads, small pebbles, there are always enough sun loungers, no need to borrow, there are coolers with cold water (I liked it). They settled much earlier than the established 14 hours, about 10, they fed breakfast on the day of settlement (but this is the case everywhere). Massages in the SPA are good, but expensive, no one is waiting for you for a free hammam and sauna, it can be really cold in them (well, that is, like on the street). We lived in a bungalow, it may not be new as a building, but the TV, air conditioning and plumbing are brand new. Cleaning, changing towels and adding water every day, changing bedding 2 times a week. The evening daily program - by local animators with the addition of a couple of numbers of invited pros - in my opinion - collective farm amateur performance.
In general, I liked it.