Как превратить бюджетный отдых в ужасный... How to turn a budget vacation into a terrible...

I write in advance the search criteria for the hotel and a description of me.
I am not a Spoiled tourist who often seeks his own entertainment (tours, hiking in the mountains or in the old city). Therefore, often the hotel performs a function for me (sleep, eat).
Based on this, a budget option was chosen, which, in theory, was supposed to satisfy the above requests.
I assumed in advance that there would be a "tired room", something worse than stated, the hotel would be boring, etc. but. . . I've never been so disappointed. . .
As it turned out, the hotel is not that 3 stars. A 2. This is a fact. Second! Important! The village of beldibi literally lost ground in just 2 years (apparently due to the lockdown), a lot of garbage, a broken beach and surrounding areas. (I’ll take a photo of the village, I didn’t have time to take a day photo, but you will understand that everything is not very good there, if you are going to Turkey, choose goynuk or Kemer better)
So, the hotel itself.

80% of the rooms either face the pool or away from it, but since there will be another building opposite you, the windows will face opposite the other rooms (and most importantly) all the sounds from the pool will go to you, and here the berries begin. This hotel hosts "discotheques Alya 90th" with karaoke and Arabic music, which will be heard even with earplugs until 23.30-00.30 at night! (See the cracks in the windows in the photo, so you can’t hide from the sound) If you want to travel with children or just sleep at night, then you are doomed to suffer or how we lie on the beach until the very night, because there is no other way...
Nutrition.
The first 3 days it was terrible... So much so that I had to eat shawarma in the stalls (and we still thought that we would be in the all inclusive, albeit in the top three) I hoped for a plentiful selection of salads, cereals and not expensive Turkish sweets, but we got tomatoes, cucumbers, bread, fish from canned food, which is worse than we have in atb (an analogue of five in Russia), cottage cheese that has been sour for 2 days, a bunch of salads with mayonnaise and ONION! OLD stinky ice cream cones and a choice of honey or 3 jams. Everything. In fact, you will eat bread, cucumber and tomato. And then you think about what will happen next? ? After all, you need to eat something, and you will have to buy it yourself... (the question is, can this money that you spend on food be immediately added to another hotel ??? )
By the way, there is a separate counter where "meat" or something "special" is handed out, and a line of 30 people line up there and stand so that the Turk gives you a small portion. And not the fact that it will be something worthwhile...
At the bar you will have access to cola or fanta, drink to your heart's content.
There is a small slide that turns on for half an hour exactly for 30 minutes. Children happily run there and occupy it (the question is why not turn it on for the whole day? )
The lighting in the hotel is just like stretch marks for the slow ones, because the light turns on from motion sensors that do not always work, you can break your head...
In the rooms, the air conditioning filters have never been cleaned, so think about your health. . there will only be liquid soap and toilet paper in the room
Internet in Turkey is expensive 200 lir for 20 gigs... Therefore, think over the Internet in advance. It is chargeable at the hotel. And bad.

I see no reason to describe anything else. After all, even eating and sleeping will not work in this hotel, and this is the least that a tourist needs. Therefore, if your tour costs $ 300 for two, then it is possible. You can fly to this hotel, taking into account the fact that you will eat on the side and will not be able to fall asleep before 00.30. otherwise stay away from this hotel.