Астория Astoria

The hotel is small but cozy. There is no car rental or parking. The hotel area is very small. The staff is good. If there were problems, we called the reception and in tech. 5 minutes they came and eliminated. The rooms have small balconies overlooking the pool, a safe $ 1 per day. Cleaning daily, even without a tip - experimented. Food - a lot. Improved a lot. And their pastries are still a dream. With meat get back a little strained. Only the masseuse Irina sees a sucker in everyone. Yes, the animator Lesha never sobers up. And what an animator, such an animation. True, Sveta was a very good girl for a couple of days. But then she disappeared.
Beach - I can not write unambiguously. I do not think that my own, because. sun loungers were occupied by people from 3-4 hotels. A little tight. Drinks on the beach for a fee. the staff on the beach are cheerful and hospitable. Young ladies are not molested if the young ladies themselves do not molest the staff.
The sea - we did not imagine that such clear and clean water could exist. But very salty.

We liked Kemer very much. The hotel too. Street travel agencies, as well as hotel ones, give slightly inaccurate information about excursions, i. e. they try to take more money than it costs, although the street ones are cheaper by 2 times. We went to 2 hammam - Valeria Hotel and Viking Hotel. "Viking" is an order of magnitude better - call, they will pick you up and bring you back. Turks are friendly.
Our girls exaggerate the interest of Turkish men in them. Rather the opposite.
We had a great rest for 5 days, until the hotel was massively populated by "scoops". Natural zhlobstvo began: food was taken out of the restaurant in single file (not allowed), rummaged through fruit plates with their hands, crumpled cakes, got drunk like pigs. And in the bar, the appeal of the Russians to the bartenders without any comments at all: hey, a liqueur for me....and so 50 times or worse. Giving tea to our citizens is not widely practiced. We are very ashamed of our compatriots. If someone considers himself better and higher, there is nothing to go to another country. You have to sit in your own backyard.