Слабая тройка Weak three

The hotel is a real triple with a minus. The building and the reception are shabby, the rooms with shabby walls, the linen is full of holes in places, the plumbing is terrible, the toilets are red. But the air conditioners work. Despite dbl + cld we were settled in a hut next door on the first night, this is a former hotel-villa Santana. A skinned double bed, a red toilet bowl, a TV set with a kinescope and a toilet right in the room, built of drywall and siding. The three of us slept on the same bed, whoever has children will understand.
Next, food. Mostly pasta (always ice cold), bulgur, a few salads, and really a little and they are not seasoned, there seems to be condiments, but this is pomegranate syrup and lemon extract. Salt and pepper in paper bags. Do not dream about meat, maximum baked chicken butts or offal, and either kyufte - soy cutlets, or nuggets, also soy. Breakfast: two or three types of Turkish soy sausage, inedible rice porridge, eggs, tomato, cucumber, olives, margarine (yes, they call it butter, but it's margarine, like a frame, remember? ). Dinner - leftovers from lunch plus what Another dish of chicken scraps. There was no fish and seafood (well, it couldn't be).
Bar: free wine, rare sourness, you can drink only with water. Another sprite / cola / fanta - local, but, oddly enough, not very different from the original. Running water, but from the refrigerator, either in a 100 ml glass, or in your container. There is no beer. There is for the money, $ 3 a bottle.

Further, the sea is 300-400 meters away. There are sunbeds from the hotel, all chained up, and the canopy provides shade mainly behind the sunbeds, and there is no way to move them. The beach is sand-pebbles, stones in the water, slippery, trouble without slippers. The water is clean and warm.
The staff is mostly friendly which is a plus. The pool is small, there is a small paddling pool.
No animation, no entertainment. There is nowhere to go in the village itself. There are a couple of cafes and a bunch of shops with Turkish consumer goods.
In general, a weak hotel for extremely unassuming people. If a vacation for you is not associated with delicious food and comfort, you just need to sleep in the cool and swim in the warm clear sea - it's fine. If you like to eat and minimal service - not your option from the word at all. If you have ever been in a good four, it’s better to skip one season and pick it up, Santana will disappoint you 100%.
And yes, internet is $5 per device for the entire stay. But, Wi-Fi is a complete bottom, if only it works like it doesn’t work everywhere, in rooms closer to the bar it’s still something like that, but further from the bar in no way, so the question is whether it’s worth it.