2 недели рая 2 weeks of paradise

You can say we just arrived, so the impressions are still fresh. I want to say right away to those who like to choose a hotel based on reviews on the Internet from sites - do not make this mistake, rely only on what you yourself liked or the opinion of people who were definitely there (for example, those who traveled through your tour agency or the opinion of the operator himself) why so categorically I am writing because I myself recently chose exactly the same. for example, the following was written about our next hotel in Egypt (just the most excerpts): my room was on the 20th floor, there are actually 3 of them), take your own spoons and knives, they are not there, every second suffers from poisoning and the territory is so immense, that you can only get on a car that almost never rides. in fact, it’s all a lie and they write it or those who never
been to hotels or those who are looking for flaws in everything that moves.
Now about the hotel. Briefly at first.

Number: corresponds to the photo on the site (if you get a number with some kind of malfunction, they will change it, but if you come to the shift when a man is sitting on the reception, it will be possible only for $ 10, he must be said a rare bastard, if the girl turns out she probably can change it anyway I don’t know, we just got a man. The room has a TV with 2 channels - Russian and Turkish, air conditioning (albeit very noisy, but after 2 days you get used to it), a refrigerator, a balcony (take a rope with you so that the laundry dries better) well, everything is standard, the safe costs $1 per day.
Canteen: if you are going mainly to eat, you will come here, especially if you have a sweet tooth. cakes are just a masterpiece - light, soaked, baklava, jelly, all kinds of livers - everything is above praise, in Russia they don’t bake such ones, I assure you. if you watch your figure, then you are also here - every day watermelons for lunch and dinner, plums or oranges, apples, a whole table of herbal salads if you are a vegetarian or just like it - Chinese cabbage, red, cauliflower, parsley, lettuce, dill , beans, cucumbers and tomatoes do not want to eat, etc.
enough appetizers - you can say 2 dishes: fried rings, cauliflower in batter, Russian salad, stewed eggplants, I assure you I wanted to try everything, but I couldn’t even for 2 weeks of my stay.
if you like spicy, then there is also something to profit from: I tried only once one harmless-looking pepper and my eyes turned out to be..... well, you understand, if someone likes this, it's just a paradise for you.
and finally 1 dish: there is always soup for lunch and dinner, and very Russians love bread in this hotel (I don’t know why it’s true, bread is like bread), but if you look at all the tables, you get the impression that it’s just a masterpiece.
If you are accustomed to homemade Russian cuisine and your intestines do not digest anything like that, you are definitely not here for lobsters.

2 Dishes: mostly chicken and there was some other meat, I honestly didn’t recognize it, there was always a hype for it - the queue lined up even before the opening of the restaurant 15 minutes in advance. if you are reasonable, don’t join the general madness, but just take the plates (they go next to the queue, but if you come up and just take them you won’t be killed because of them, you don’t have to stand in line for half an hour) and eat at the beginning of the above and through half an hour after the opening of the restaurant, the queue will disappear, and food is put in, don’t worry that there won’t be enough for you)))).
Sea: walk 3 minutes across the road, the water is clear, the buoys are far away about half a km. there is more than enough space in the sea, the water temperature is about 30 degrees. very nice, the only minus the entrance to the water is large boulders, if you don’t want to suffer, buy special slippers for swimming, but I don’t know if it will save? near the beach of the hotel territory, they chose a small path and left only small pebbles, but it hurt no less. beach number 13. the territory of the public beach itself is not very well groomed, at the entrance to the park the Russians threw bottles, etc. as in native Russia, but the locals don’t clean, cigarette butts are lying next to the sun loungers, if you want to sunbathe, I recommend doing it next to the hotel pool, it’s clean and fun.
Animation Entertainment: entertainment evenings are held at 9.30, in fact they are either very weak or not at all, plus, and just for the sake of which young people simply go to this hotel, these are club parties. those who have heard about such famous Kemer clubs as Aura, Inferno, Crystal, Salinas and love the night life come here. only in this hotel (in others this entertainment is paid, and this animator has garters in clubs) you are offered to go to a nightclub absolutely FREE of charge every night and this is not a scam, believe me, you went 3 times - you will be picked up from the hotel at 11.30 and taken away at 3 back, absolutely free, if you want, you can go to a concert of one of the Russian celebrities, it will already cost, but quite a penny (for Savicheva we paid $ 5 per person, and the Christmas tree cost 12). drive every night.
Territory of the hotel: small but cozy, many trees - oranges, bananas and ornamental trees and flowers.
Swimming pool: large enough, there are 2 water slides and they also play water polo.

Entertainment in the hotel: volleyball, water polo, slides, in front of the park by the sea there are fitness equipment right on the street (if someone goes in for sports, they are fenced and located on the territory where the playground is, but the entrance is free, I recommend), in the hotel itself for 4 on the floor of the first building there is a gym, but you need to take a token for the tracks to work at the reception - they will give you, there is still table tennis and billiards, though rackets and balls for both you will have to bring from Russia or buy somewhere there. there is only a cue.
Well, in the next review I will write how to travel around Antalya and Chimer without a guide. If anyone has any other questions feel free to ask, I'll be happy to answer.