Terrible stay in "Britain"

Written: 17 march 2006
Travel time: 18 — 25 september 2005
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Never, under any circumstances, go to this bum, I was there in September 2005, I understand that people go to a 3-star hotel knowing what they are getting into, but this bedbug is striking in its abomination, I flew there knowing what I was going to, but what I saw there does not fit into any framework !!! ! already on the 3rd day I wanted to fly away from there! I wouldn't give this hotel one star for nothing! I did not find a single advantage of this homeless person there, only disadvantages !! ! I will list them, and you think whether you need all this, the people who left there will be in full solidarity with me, well, let me start:
1. From their nasty and monotonous feeding upon returning to their homeland, gastritis, or even an ulcer, is provided to you. Salads lie with them for weeks in the heat, they only add mayonnaise to them, and sometimes they just mix for a change, my stomach twisted well for 3 days, I took pills... their hot dishes make me sick, it smells of vomiting... once they gave chicken, like plastic, there is impossible food is very fatty so that you eat less, THERE IS THE SAME TYPE OF BUFFET, never when I would call it that, the choice is very meager salads 8-10 that do not change and nasty hot, my stomach still hurts and feels nauseous when remembering this food, the waiters themselves of another hotel said that in terms of feeding, Britain is in last place in all of Kemer!
2. When a new arrival arrives, this red-eyed schmuck, the owner of the hotel, gathers relatives and friends from all villages and villages, they sit down at a table and choose a girl, by the way, he considers all the girls of the hotel to be his own and offers them sex without breaks, there was a case when one - the Turk made his way to the hotel without hindrance past the reception and tried to rape the girl, well she managed to fight back and run out and scream, but at the reception there was no one, maybe even on purpose, by the way there is no security, in general, no one heard her, it was night, she managed to run back and close on the other side, she cried for several days and these assholes just shrugged their shoulders! it was on my arrival. The hotel itself can only be called a homeless person, cockroaches of 8-10 centimeters ran around my room! The show is not for the faint of heart! In the rooms, the jambs fall off, the toilets are noisy so it’s impossible to sleep, and sometimes they leak, the rooms are very small, you’ll be lucky if they settle in Vila, and then there is only one normal vila, new, with cockroaches, I don’t even want to talk about the rest, HORROR!

3. Drinks are diluted with tap water !!!!!! ! They poured it in front of me! ! it is impossible to drink them, they dilute these juices from bags, one dye on the tongue! about drinking: beer is the cheapest in Kemer, I saw it myself in a supermarket and compared it, it’s impossible to drink cancer, it climbs back, vodka is like water, there’s also kind of like whiskey there, but I didn’t even visit them
4.2 bars, 2 restaurants? forget! one bar that closes at 22:00 and you can buy a glass of their diluted water for $ 2, an open-air restaurant, so if it rains, you have to eat in the rain, their pool is not cleaned and you can easily put napkins and other rubbish on the bottom You can see swimming only in the strictly allotted time for this! You will live there according to the schedule.
Think about whether you need it, in Kemer there are a lot of beautiful 3-star hotels with animation and good conditions, this one is in last place for sure, I, like you, read reviews about the hotel before going there. I thought that it was nothing, and I realized that I made a huge mistake, I read a lot of reviews and now I don’t understand why people want to return to this srach and write only good things about it, that the owner did something that they liked so much =) and mind you , write good only girls =). if the owner of the hotel likes you, he will do anything to sleep with you, he will follow you and set up guards to follow you, believe me, there have been such cases, and also do not forget that many Russian girls disappear in Turkey every year.
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