Bullshit hotel

Written: 23 september 2014
Travel time: 28 august — 4 september 2014
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Arriving home, I specifically undertook to study information about what should be in a three-star hotel. So, I read on one of the Internet sites:
“The rooms in such a hotel should be spacious and comfortable, and have all the necessary and voluminous furniture to accommodate a large number of things. ”
Well, our room cannot be called spacious. An ordinary small room with two beds, a bathroom and an equally small corridor. Yes, and a large number of things by no means will fit in one closet.
I read further:
“The room should have been equipped with a shower with hot and cold water, internal and external telephony”

No, we certainly had a shower room, but I did not observe hot water from the top tap. I washed my hair in cold water. The bathroom in general deserves a separate word. The shower cabin is not separated from the toilet. When you turn on the shower faucet, the entire floor becomes wet. Thank God, our sewage system worked well and all the water flowed into special holes. In other rooms the water from the bath was leaking into the room.
But that is not all!! ! The toilet was in such a state that it was scary to sit on it. I was terrified of catching some kind of infection. It looks like it hasn't been washed in a month. My grandfather had a toilet in this state, but he can be forgiven for it.
The designations of hot and cold water are mixed up in the washbasin. Cold water flowed from a hot faucet, and hot water from a cold one.
There was no internal and external telephony at all. To ask something or find out, you had to go down to the reception. Luckily our room was on the second floor.
Move on:
"Three-star hotels should be equipped with backup power generators. "
As I understand it, this is so that if the electricity supply is turned off in the village, there will be light in the hotel. In our hotel, people sat for two hours in the dark without light. Due to an accident at the substation, dinner was given an hour late.
Food is a separate topic: stewed cabbage, sauerkraut, salad with cabbage, cucumbers and tomatoes, cucumbers and tomatoes cut separately. There were also blue ones fried and pickled.
From the meat there were soy sausages, liver stewed with vegetables, stewed chicken as well. Twice the cook in the courtyard of the hotel cooked fish, but it was bitter. Obviously, poorly cleansed of bile.
At the beginning of my stay they gave watermelon, but then it stopped.
Breakfast also included cereal, milk to pour over them, three types of jam, cookies, and two types of waffles.
There were also lentil soups, but there were so few deep bowls! I didn't always get it.
I was in shock on the first day. People fled to dinner as if from a hungry land.
The following is just ridiculous:
“Restraint, education, goodwill, knowledge of several languages ​ ​ are the main requirements put forward to the staff. They must wear a uniform. "

On the very first day, a maid named Yulia got nasty to me. Said, "What do you want for that kind of money? " For what kind of money? My husband and I cost 8400 hryvnia. It's not that much, but it's not that little either! Last year we rested in Feodosia. We also had a small room and bathroom there. But the bed there was spotless and the shower was separated from the toilet. There was even an iron for several apartments and a TV. And here in the hotel they assured me that the bed was clean, just the stains were not washed off. The bed linen was washed white, like in a hospital, by God. The TV didn't work. I still can't understand why they didn't take him out of the room. On the wall hung a painting by a famous Turkish artist, so famous that they spat on it along the way. And it also had a big crack. Of course, you will excuse me, but the crack carries the energy of destruction. Why is she needed in the honeymoon suite.
And further:
“Each room requires a telephone and the Internet, a large mirror; in the bathroom: heated towel rail and hair dryer.
Upon request, the guest can use the services of laundry and ironing service.
Cool in general! As you already understood, we didn’t have a phone, we caught the Internet only in the courtyard of the hotel. The mirror was so large that in order to comb it, it was necessary to bend over three deaths. The towel warmer was covered in rust. There was a layer of something black on the white hair dryer cord. It was clearly not dust, but dirt.
There was also no iron. It would be useless to stutter about laundry and ironing services. As for evil, I collected cotton T-shirts for Turkey, which would not hurt to stroke. Well, no, there is no trial. Went rumpled.
What else to write about our hotel? Probably worth mentioning the towels. They were washed white, just like the bedding. At home, I used such towels on floor rags, but here it’s nothing... some people even dry themselves. For all the time, and we rested for 7 days, the towels were not changed, and there was no cleaning in the room. There was a small trash can in the toilet. By the end of the holiday, the garbage fell out of it. No, well, if you don’t clean it, then at least put a bigger bucket!
It is also worth noting the bar where you could drink whiskey with a hint of tea, sour wine and vodka. Near the bar there was a vending machine with four types of not bad juice. True, it was not always possible to find clean glasses, but you could always go behind the bar and wash the dishes yourself, because. The bartender was not always at the counter.
In general, the hotel does not pull at all for three stars.
“Well, maybe the hotel will pull at least two stars, ” I thought naively, continuing to search for information. And this is what I found:
“A two-star hotel should have a telephone connection:
- at the reception, available to guests;

- landline telephone on the floor in the absence of telephones in the rooms;
- public telephones in the lobby, in the cockpit or under an acoustic hood.
As I already wrote, there was no telephone in the room, on the floor and in the lobby, too, and the lobby, along with the telephone booths, I did not observe. And really, why do we need a phone? We came to rest, and not tryndet on the phone!
Also, a two-star hotel should have emergency lighting (lanterns, batteries), but we didn’t have it. We sat hungry in the yard for two hours, waiting to be let into the eating room. They started it only when the lights turned on, although everything was ready. Well, they’d already shine with mobile phones or something !!!
What else should be in a two-star hotel?:
- soundproofing of rooms at the level of 35 dBA;
- at least two sockets per room;
- a set of bedding with an extra blanket and bedspread;
- a mat next to each bed if there is no carpet or carpeting;
- bedside table (table) near each bed;
- holder for towels, hooks for clothes.
I don’t know at what level the isolation was in our room, but what was going on in the next room, my husband heard at night. I sleep like the dead.
There are two sockets in the room, one at the head of the bed, half closed. There was no carpet, no carpet, no rugs in the room. There are tiles on the floor everywhere, which caused some discomfort. In wet flip flops, you need to go in carefully so as not to slip. Despite the fact that the weather was hot in Turkey, the tiles in the room are always cold. Legs are cold. There were only towels on the beds, beautifully folded to cover stains on the bed. The cover was not visible.
There were two bedside tables, mine was at the feet. The heated towel rail was also a towel holder and a clothes hook.
"one. Brushes for clothes and shoes.
2. Table or desk.
3. Glasses for each guest.
4. Ashtray.
5. Information materials.
6. Labels “Please do not disturb”, “You can clean up. ”
All this should be in a room of this level, but for our hotel it is an unaffordable luxury.

By the way, I forgot to write about the strange placement of the air conditioner on the wall. It blew right on my bed. Due to this, by the end of the vacation, a runny nose began, and after working for a week, she went on sick leave with sinusitis and otitis media.
In general, thank you for the excellent service on our honeymoon trip. As it turned out later, we had the best number. Others did not have air conditioning. Some of them leaked or dripped. Buckets were given to those entering such rooms. Service, in short. Everything is included, even the bucket.
It turns out that such a hotel does not pull on two stars either. What then? One star?
Reading:
“One star - a very basic room with minimal comfort, only the bare necessities, TV and refrigerator are not included in this list. These hotels are not for comfortable living, but rather they are used as a household necessity. More often than not, there is a shared toilet and shower on the floor, you can clearly hear your neighbors making noise. They are located more often in unremarkable places.
Well, it's very similar to ours. Hence the request to extreme people who still decide to stay at this hotel: please remove two stars from the sign. How much can you deceive people?
Translated automatically from Russian. View original