Horror.

Written: 12 september 2018
Travel time: 4 — 11 september 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For business travel
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
Horror. This is not 4 stars. Maximum 2. There is not even a closet in the room. The drain from the shower goes directly to the riser and you live in a rustic toilet because of the smell. Table tennis, billiards, darts - it's a big fairy tale. From the billiards there was a broken-down table, which is used as a stand for water packages. The gym is a distant dream. As well as the promised playground is closed. When entering insolently, they demand 20 dollars per day for a decent room, then they agree to 50 for the whole time. But there are only 10 decent numbers. If they are busy, then the money will not help. Two-thirds of the guests are Turks and their children. So the pool is occupied all day. Children's pool with really dirty water. There are ants near the beds. There are no beach towels. Only two-thirds of the sun loungers are enough on the sea - they take places from five in the morning. A large slippery cobblestone is piled in the sea - there are people with bandaged legs, I met one with a plaster on his arm. Turks are people of the first class, Russian speakers - the second. The staff does not know either Russian or English. Out of uniform, worn T-shirts and beach shorts. The tables are all dirty, as are the dishes. . With food, a full paragraph. Everything slightly edible is swept away by the crowd in three minutes and there is no continuation. Fried eggs or pancakes - they do not know how. From food, get ready to get boiled eggs in the morning and once every 2-3 days a little chicken, if you have time to take it. There are not enough forks for everyone, single-use cups made of the thinnest cellophane. There is a piggy bank "for tea" in the bar and they also beg for money. The bartender is such that it seems that you owe him a lot in life, and when he moves, he is doing a big favor. He doesn't know what a cocktail is. All recipes are whiskey-cola, gin-sprite, etc. If you ask to mix something else, they refuse immediately. Although at the lowest quality of bar liquor, it is better to bring your own. Remove empty cups from the tables at the bar and pool - this is after 2 hours. Ashtrays are shaken out once a day. Ants are everywhere. The music is mainly Arabic-Turkish. Even though they get music through the Internet, it's useless to ask for something else. So at evening dances only 10 people filled with shmurdyuk of a local spill. At the entrance, there is one Russian-speaking Turk for the whole hotel and begins the reception of guests with a request to try a Russian cigarette. It is impossible to resolve the issue at the reception, or prepare 20-50 dollars for an elementary gesture. They asked the neighbor for a dollar to show where the restaurant was. Although this is not a restaurant, but a Soviet canteen with a worthless manager. And in this dining room, when there are few people, a really lichen cat roams. Dirty dishes are removed from the tables for a very long time, so you sit at the table, and nearby there are other people's dirty plates with leftovers, well, a filthy table, like at the bar - there are other people's dirty glasses and a dirty table on the table. There are no towels at the entrance to the room. Spend a day or two begging for them. If you don’t scream for a couple of hours, then you won’t wait for the cleaning of the room and the change of linen for the entire duration of the tour. And the cleaning lady does not have a key for all rooms. The hotel has not been renovated for 20 years. The sockets fall out, the trim is not everywhere, there are no curtains in the showers, half of the lamps are not lit. TV ancient - 30 centimeters diagonally. Didn't work for me. WiFi only at the reception and not always, and if there is, it barely pulls. I don’t even remember about animation - there is none. In short, life in a village toilet. It is sad to see people who, due to lack of space in their hotels, were thrown into this brothel. I saw a couple - a mother plus a little daughter. The mother was shocked. If the rating of the hotel is not manually wound up, then it is liked by those who pour themselves with local liquor and yell from morning to morning. By the way, on Turkish sites it goes like 2 stars.
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