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I want to start my review with the fact that I am resting in Turkey for the 5th time. The overall impression of this country cannot be spoiled despite the hotel that I chose this time.
We flew for 12 days - from April 26 to May 8.
What can I say....this hotel is certainly not 5 stars, far from 5. The rooms are standard, nothing new. Any, the most seedy 4 is no different.
Animation is a separate issue. our company called it "resuscitation". It's just a nightmare - or obsessive dumb jokes, contests or this animation is not at all. Neither for children nor for adults. and especially one of the "resuscitation girls" - unobtrusively asks - is it possible to sit down with you at lunch or dinner - not only does she not understand anything in English or Russian, she also constantly looks at your plate that a piece in the throat does not climb . .

The waiters are just super, but not all. Some of them started doing god knows what about themselves - they stick to you, you send them off - so they start doing dirty tricks to you - it would seem that a waiter can do a vacationer - but no - can - for example, not serve your table, not serve drinks, etc. This is me about the waiters Pasha and his brother, maybe someone knows (or at least this is a warning).
The rest of the waiters are just super polite, attentive. There are no complaints.
A separate topic is the guide. We had a guide from TezTour Masha. It's just a "mute fish" - it cannot answer any questions correctly, even in the most elementary arrangement in a hotel. It is impossible to reschedule the flight - only new tickets, although you can always change the flight in advance. The main thing for her is to sell her tours at the highest prices...
By the way, about tours - who does not know or is going to Turkey for the first time, do not be afraid to buy tours on the street - the same as TezTour, only several times cheaper, except for MaxwellTravel. Excellent guides are guaranteed.
The hotel is on the second line - there is no beach, but there is a bus that runs every half an hour. This, of course, is bad on the one hand and annoying to run headlong to the bus so as not to be late, and on the other hand, the beach is "wild", there are very few people - foreigners mostly flounder around the pool - and you can hang out for your own pleasure.
The beach bar is a nightmare, just don't consider it.
A separate topic is local drinks. I do not know what they are diluted with, but after their tea, beer and tonic, and especially coffee, your health leaves much to be desired.
Regarding the contingent... This hotel should be advised to those who are over 40... Let no one be offended, but if there are young people, then there are very few of them, and then they are foreigners. The hotel is quiet, in all respects... A lot of elderly foreigners... here they are - just what they need.
In general, of course, it's up to you to decide - maybe just for the sake of interest, but there will be something to compare with...