very extreme holiday turned out

Written: 13 july 2018
Travel time: 3 — 10 july 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 7.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 7.0
The hotel was chosen a week before departure, so the choice was small. Imeros won over with its small size, neat cozy territory and mostly good reviews. We are unpretentious tourists, so we had no doubt that we made a good choice. The area was even better than in the photo. Very cute, cozy and compact. At first we were settled in the main building, although we booked a bungalow, but we were told that there were no free houses today, they would be tomorrow, but the room was good, and we could even stay in it without additional payment if we liked it. The 4th floor room with no elevator was clean, comfortable but one double bed for me and my adult son. . . you know. The air conditioner did not give much coolness, but it was installed opposite the bed and blowing in the face. And although we decided not to leave it for the night, we opened the balcony door, nasal congestion in the morning was guaranteed to us.
We still asked to provide us with a house, and after dinner we got house 507. Remember this number!
And now for the points. 1) Pool. Great! In every way. Our house was just opposite it, very convenient. We didn't even close the house so the air conditioner wouldn't stop working while we were swimming in the pool. 2) Staff. Very nice people. All. But Russian and English are spoken only at the reception. The bar understands what you want from them, but do not try to communicate with them on other topics 3) House. Cool and cozy, lined inside with wood, although the new houses are painted inside like in the main building. The air conditioner hangs on the back wall, and thanks to the partitions that separate the bathroom and closet, it does not blow directly on you. The bathroom is behind a curtain, there is no door. There is no shower stall, the shower hose hangs on the wall next to the toilet, of course, after taking a shower, everything is splashed, but in the summer it's not scary. There was hot water. Fen.....

worked with a bang and a stink. It’s good that I didn’t direct it immediately to my hair, I would already be bald and with burns. The hair dryer worked like a blowtorch. I told the administrator, they took it away from me, and we didn’t see any more hair dryer. We didn't turn on the TV. But when I put my phone on it for charging, it caught wi-fi. Now the most annoying. Some animals lived inside the walls of our house, in the evening they became active, ran loudly up and down the walls, sometimes screamed like they were cut, they probably had offspring, because the running around was on all the walls at the same time, they fought and screamed like seagulls, just a little quieter. But they did not appear inside the house. When I complained, they sent me a worker, a nice smiling Turk who spoke neither Russian nor English. He was explaining something to me, but from everything that was said, I understood only "ok", "normal" and... "meow-meow", apparently he meant a cat. But it was definitely not cats that lived in the wall!
The smell of cat feces is unmistakable. I asked other vacationers, they had nothing like this. Therefore, I advise you to avoid house 507.4) Communication. You will enter the password once, and for the rest of the holiday you will be with the Internet. Although it works with varying degrees of success, you can write home and send photos. 5) Cleaning. Purely symbolic. We refused it for the first two days, therefore we ourselves monitor the cleanliness. And on the third day, returning from a walk, they found traces of cleaning: a wet floor, beds made in their manner. Money, documents, phones, tablets, everything was in place! In cleaning, this turned out to be the most important thing! )) 6) Food......... I understand that this is a "troika". I didn't expect anything supernatural. But once I came across a missing stewed cabbage, once the same zucchini, once both boiled eggs turned out to be rotten. I did not raise a scandal, I just did not eat. Very tasty rice
normal potatoes (the cook puts a portion so that everyone has enough), once awesome french fries, vermicelli, some boiled cereal (bitter for some reason) - do not think that all this is at the same time, something one for one meal . Raw vegetables, tomatoes, cucumbers, in salads, all kinds of greens; stewed vegetables (be careful here: if they are cold, it’s better not to take them, they may be missing), fried zucchini and eggplant, tasty and usually quickly sorted out, you can take it. Chicken is sometimes stewed or grilled, also delicious, soy cutlets are also good. Fish.... Do you like boiled herring? If not, then don't experiment. There are few sweets, their appearance is not very attractive. I haven't tried it, so I can't say. Maybe delicious. But my son with a sweet tooth did not like it, he tried it once and did not take it again. Of the fruits, there is always watermelon (a berry, of course, is not a fruit), there was a melon twice, very tasty. Very inconsistent food. Some people like it, some don't.
My stomach, which usually digests nails, on the third day begged: "Nails are better. " There is no variety. In the neighboring trio, where we rested last year, the food was much more varied. But even there, some people complained that there was nothing to eat, but we liked everything. There were such dinners here that we just took bread (and it is delicious here) and tea. And that was our lunch or dinner. On the third day we stopped going to breakfast, we preferred to sleep better. 7) About "all inclusive". The bar is open from 11 am to 9 pm. There was no beer all week. Perhaps it doesn't exist at all. It is expensive to buy, so it is better to bring the allowed amount with you in your luggage. I drank Sprite. On the fifth day, my neighbors tempted me to take a gin with sprite. I did not notice a difference either in taste or in the effect on the body)) although I drank three servings in an hour. Gin and vodka are usually ordered simply with ice. True, the drink is also no, according to vacationers.

In addition, even the guide warned us that small biting fish appeared in the sea. They are already grazing along the path with bags, and people are entering the sea, dispersing them like mosquitoes. If you walk 500 meters from the hotel beach, you can get to the municipal beach, where the entry into the sea is cleared of boulders, but the sunbeds are paid, and the harsh uncles in uniform make sure that you do not put your things on the sunbed. 9) Finally positive. Contingent. Only Ukrainians and Russians. No other campers (hence the ease of eating). The atmosphere is friendly and cheerful. People share their impressions, advice and . . medicines. Peace, friendship and mutual assistance. Departing people are escorted by whole companies of newly acquired friends. They arrange their own discotheques. So the lack of animation is even good.
Well, about excursions. Prices from tour operators have doubled compared to last year. The locals seem to be cheap
but requires additional costs for the excursion itself.
So decide for yourself. I tried to write without emotion. I understand that the taste and color... felt-tip pens are different)) Have a good rest everyone!
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