не дай Бог мечтать о таком God forbid dreaming of such

I am writing a review a year later and I don’t hold any ill will against anyone - I just don’t want someone, after reading all the laudatory reviews, to ruin their vacation.
My friend dragged me to this hotel, with whom we initially agreed to go to Kemer, and since there were no more hotels available, we went to Kemer Dream...
We flew separately (I arrived earlier). When my friend arrived, at the reception, having learned that we knew each other, they offered to put us in one room (although each of us paid for a single) and offered to compensate for this with a free visit to the sauna / bath at the hotel.
When I entered the hotel, I immediately realized that I had got in - it was better to give a damn about everyone and fly to Belek for the same money, even if not to a youth hotel. The hotel was stuffy. In a room whose windows overlooked the pool, even worse.
The room is small.

The kitchen is incomprehensible - sometimes you don’t fully understand whether what you bite off is edible. On the second day, I discovered a pizzeria near the beach and ate only there.
The photos posted here are very high quality - looking at them in real life you will not understand that the hotel area and the pool are very small.
There is a lot to go to the beach - this will have to be clarified right away. And the abundance of shops on the sides does not save. Everything on the beach is paid.
By the way, you cannot wear hotel beach towels to the beach. So hide them in bags.
And finally, the staff. A vivid example of customer service: a friend came to my room and went up to the room to help bring bags of purchases to the room. After 10 minutes, we went out together and attacked me at the reception - I had no right to escort a man to the room! I have to pay a fine - 40 dollars. I didn’t pay the fine (nobody introduced me to the rules of the hotel), but the sediment remained.