Супер отдых! Super vacation!

Hi to everyone who is going to go on vacation! First, a few words about the hotel. The hotel itself is clean, comfortable, unusual (in terms of the absence of an external wall and a roof in the middle), but it is precisely because of this that Lancora is considered the most original and beautiful hotel in Kemer. Some tourists write that rooms that do not have a balcony and a window overlooking the terrace are small, dark and stuffy. LIES!! ! The room is really small, but nice, cozy, VERY bright and with a WORKING air conditioner! More . . The food in the restaurant is delicious, especially for those who love all sorts of spices, sweets and different meats. As for the staff and service - all the boys are super, kind, and sometimes they try to joke something in Russian. The nature is awesome, next to the hotel there is a park with fountains, bridges, etc. The most important thing is palm trees and flowers at every step! What else do you need in a southern country!
NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT!! ! If you go left from "Lancora" along the beach, next to "Valeri Hotel" there is a small tent on the beach. These are "WATER SPORTS" goats in WHITE T-shirts. This, if I may say "firm" almost deprived me of my husband! In short, we all decided to ride a banana, went, put on vests (almost all the vests for our guys were small, and these chumps, waving their hands, said: "It's okay, it'll work! "), sat down, let's go. A minute later we were turned over, and that's it. We couldn't climb the banana anymore. We are trying to climb, and this asshole on a scooter sharply on the gas and forward. In general, we are back in the water. So it was 3 times. The only thing - for 10 bucks, only water was swallowed. In short, after the second time I swim up to my husband - he lies on the water, holding his head, and cannot say anything. I tell the asshole on the scooter come on, like take it to the shore urgently, and he waves his hands - he doesn’t understand the type. Having somehow reached the shore, we ran into these goats in a rage, and one of them takes my husband by the hand and drags him to sit under the scorching sun! Fine? My hubby falls, loses consciousness, vomits him, etc. and these bastards stand and smile! Everyone yells at them "ambulance" call! I need an ambulance! " People from the beach came running, they wanted to help, and these freaks stand and say "no need for an ambulance, it will pass by itself. " Of course, because if you call an ambulance, they will be fucked! It turned out that the husband hit his head on water + the sun is hot, in short, it all affected! The pressure was very high and my head was splitting! They pumped it out, Thank God! A lot of people from the neighboring beach said that they would make such anti-advertising for these assholes that they would not be there anymore! So I decided to write. People If you don't want to overshadow your vacation and lose your health - DO NOT GO TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! If you want to ride a scooter, banana, or parachute - go a little further along the beach, there too water sports, but they are in bright blue T-shirts! They are fine! In general, if you do not remember this day and the freaks are gone - the rest is super !!!!!!!!! ! Thank you all!