Прюлестно!!! Pryulestno!!!

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Hello everyone!
1. Hotel: if you used to relax in Vegas or the Canary Islands before the crisis, then this is not for you.
For normal people, this is a beautiful, comfortable and simply excellent hotel for all 5 stars!! ! The territory is very large and super cool in every way, both for children and for young people, for those who are over... - consider yourself in a fairy tale! Pools for every taste and buzz, and for children, and for jacuzzis, and for buzz, next to the shops, a pond, and they live in it - such fashionable carps that if you look closely you will see human faces on their heads, just like in China. The flora is such that the girls took more than one hundred pictures, it is there - this very flora, oooh, apparently not visible. We were struck by the mountains around, we have +30 below and you see if the snow fell apart on them.

2. Sea: a separate song, just don’t swallow it like the Black Sea, the Mediterranean is much saltier, but immediately a plus sign, don’t drown! Otherwise, you can hardly distinguish it from Black on the South Coast. But! The thrill of feeling the Mediterranean....(romantic). Wow.
3. Food: - this is some kind of glutton! They have all sorts of different dishes, like flora! Half delicious, 30% so-so, crap soups (as in principle, everywhere, except for the Slavs! ) There are fruits! And they can be eaten. Pork NO!! ! But what kind of fish was........................................................ !
An example, twice a week at dinner, fresh tuna the size of a man hung (well, a full tuna! ), Pieces are cut off and fried in front of you (I’ll choke on saliva), in general, for a week and half of the proposed dishes have not tried!
4. Animation: on May 9, they arranged such a holiday for us that the "poor" Germans were stale for another 2 days by numbers in the trenches. We were taken to the dance "Aura" in Kemer for free, where everyone wept to the sounds of "Get up, huge country....".
Local animation is on the level, some phrases from scenes have simply become chants; "Titty pussy! " etc. The melody of the hotel song is still like a summer hit.
5. Turks: "even the smallest and that Turk"))). These are not the Turks whom we are used to seeing in our post of the USSR - these are hardworking people who love and respect their country, although in the resort area everyone is not averse to getting rich on you, so I don’t recommend spending your hard-earned money especially, as a rule it’s 5 times more expensive than in the markets of Istanbul.
6. Service: normal, everything is done on time and quite neatly, for 2 bucks they made such an ekibana in the room from towels and flowers! that under the influx of feelings I almost promised to marry))).
7. Excursions: believe, believe, believe Gut!! ! Just do not buy from hotel guides (bastards) - it's twice as expensive as from local operators on local Broadway. The most exciting - rafting!! ! The most beautiful, very long, trip to Pamukkale, if you rested in the south of Turkey and were not in Pamukkale, then you have not seen Turkey !!!

In general, do not be afraid of anything and relax with pleasure Limra is a good hotel, you will not regret it!!!
P. S. Most importantly, take a good mood with you!! !