Полная, грязная и очень глубокая ж.па Full, dirty and very deep f.pa

If you are just picking up a ticket for yourself, then run away from here and quickly.
If you have already bought it, then get ready for a shock, namely:
-Everything in the rooms is dirty, dirty, cramped, there is no hot water, linen with stains, no soap, there is cheap liquid, by the way, Russian in a bottle
-We leave the room into the corridor and move down to the dining room, on the way we meet a table with moldy bread, fruits and other remnants of grubs that are not cleaned for several days.
-On the first floor, on the stairs, there is an open bag of mortar (for a week, poor fellow, he was left without attention, however, like the floor around him within sight)
- There is not enough dishes in the dining room, not to mention its chipped edges and cleanliness.
- The menu is reminiscent of a flophouse for the homeless, sometimes shown on TV (if only there was something to fill the belly).

-In the bar, the degree of alcohol does not rise above 20-22. "Tequila" and "Vodka" with a sensible and not very friendly look are poured from the same bottle into paper and plastic cups. Beer is good, but more foam. Wine from megapackages with all the consequences. . .
- Mouzon yells incessantly with one repertoire and there is no getting away from him.
-The beach is sand with pebbles, but there are stones in the water, barefoot is very risky, the slightest cut will remind you of the whole tour.
-The audience is ambiguous, for the desire to be the first in front of the pots, they line up for 20 minutes on the stairs in front of the entrance to the dining room and wait (reminiscent of the aforementioned feeding for hungry homeless people).
In short, we decided from all this for the last two days to dump in the "five" - ​ ​ that's where the rest is.
PS. There were four of us and for the first time in Turkey and decided not to goof and rest, though less often, but in decent hotels from which the head is spinning and spinning in the right direction.