Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
8.0
Service:
3.0
Cleanliness:
3.0
Food:
2.0
Amenities:
2.0
So the hotel. They bring you as a rule at night, throw you out into the street after a difficult flight and a trip from the airport for an hour through the night streets, first of Antalya, then to Kemer along the coast. Beautiful illumination of the hotel and finally we arrived.
It is the psychological state of a person who really wants to sleep that allows the staff to settle him where it is free. It is usually free for Russians and Ukrainians only in rooms on the 4th floor. It's better not to go there. And at night, none of the vacationers sees how you swear at the reception about the number. And all include "I don't understand Russian, English, Turkish" )). We were lucky. We got a room on the third floor, overlooking the pool and the mountain. Our air conditioner worked, our neighbors who flew with us from Donetsk were not so lucky, they then cursed to be relocated.
During our time, the girls who came for 6 days and 5 nights, the first night they settled in the hotel opposite, two stars, in the morning they stole all the money from them, so you shouldn’t be greedy and it’s better to rent a safe right away. Then you can lose more.
Change linen if you leave one dollar. Not so much. Didn't try to leave. Since the linen was not very dirty. )
The animators do not bother much with the show program, some moronic competitions, such as competitions in kindergarten. True, once we were taken to the sea, in the evening, apparently in the hope that everyone would start buying drinks at the bar. They made a fire in a barrel, put the deck chairs in a circle, and turned on their idiotic music. Like, yep, that's super cool!
And after that, we already caught on that in the morning a “transport” like a Mercedes bus was moving off, on the sea, which we go around three hotels. After that, they tried to move on it. It went until noon, and then three....and until seven.
Gym is just one name…. Only big enthusiasts can do it there.
Sea.
Well, of course, upon arrival at the sea, we first decided to go for a swim, asking the reception for directions, we happily went ahead to swim.
Damn, it wasn't that close to the beach. 20 minutes to walk in the heat of 45 degrees in the shade. You're sweating like a pig. . . Acclimatization. There is nothing pleasant in this.
Looks beautiful. Sand... very small pebbles worn into the sand (cigarette butts, beer caps, garbage) you won’t lie on it. The water is salty, the skin stretches in the sun, the lips are very dry at first and you want to drink. On the beach, as prisoners, only water is given free of charge (beer / juices cost from 4 euros). Maybe it's better to find a place where there is a free bar on the beach?
The water in the sea itself is fabulous, on the second day, we began to fully swim and swim, the water is very pleasant, warm and salty... I didn’t want to get out of the water. Pleasant and warm. The eyes got used to the concentration of salt, and it was already possible to open the eyes in the water. The water is a little dirty. Because a lot of people and yachts.
Sunbeds.
Sunbeds are a very monetary issue, for the staff who work on the beach, so despite the ropes on their hands, not every sunbed on the beach could lie down. The best places, surprisingly enough, went to the Dutch, or on Saturday - Sunday they were sold to entire families of the local population. Therefore, it was often possible to observe a picture when the Russians were driven screaming from their sunbed. And many from the hotel lay on the edge of the beach, near the drains from the shower.
The bags on the beach chairs are very dirty, and look like green oilcloths in the children's department of the hospital. Beach towels on the beach are not free. And a deposit of 10 euros. I wish I hadn't seen them! Horror of the same color as linen on the train (and not branded). Everyone is on their own.
I solved this issue simply by yelling at this monkey once, using the English words director, etc... After he tried to drive us off the sunbeds on Saturday. Then he didn’t climb, I just came, took two sunbeds, a table, and pulled them to the sea, because it’s cleaner and nicer there, and we didn’t use umbrellas. After the quarrel, the monkey became more friendly, greeted and smiled at us. Nothing spoiled our holiday.
Nutrition.
In the morning was the first breakfast. And didn't go. I had breakfast with what was left from the airport. (vodka with monkey, and balychok).
Dinner. The first time I was even happy. Lots of cucumbers, tomatoes and olives. I was concerned about the lack of meat. However, in the evening they fried the chicken on the grill. (I then remembered this chicken of day 4 for a long time ! ! )
That’s it… that’s where the meat ended for a long time. Then we chopped it (meat) in some kind of stew... All inclusive. The servants themselves laughed when I pointed to my stomach and shouted loudly " Meat ! Where is meat ? Where is chicken ? I'm hungry !! ! " Drinks are real Yupi !! ! I haven't drunk it for a long time. Didn't drink after that. I had to buy juices in the market which is nearby. Beer at the bar…Beeeee… vodka (raki) is the same… More or less wine. Over time you get used to it. The glasses are small only so that they probably don’t drink a lot. But with the bartender, the main thing is to smile, wink, and pour more than one glass in the face... )
Protein I tried to get in the morning from eggs. At lunchtime, they were picking out some stews and pieces of chicken. And by the way, there was no meat (as we understand it)! There was no beef, lamb. Generally. In the evening they often fried herring, A disgusting smell, at such moments, we were happy that we did not live in this building... Dialogue of one young man from Russia at breakfast:
Take it, take it, you won't regret it!
- What is it?
- It's cereal
- I don't eat that. . .
I haven't eaten this before either.
Cats everywhere) With this we were not deceived !! ! They come to every meal. A lot… And not all of them are beautiful and clean. I was kidding. Photograph them.
Tours.
The main task of the people who meet you, from a travel company, is to get as many sightseeing tours as possible. For all questions that relate to living conditions, accommodation, compliance with the declared class of the hotel, they are all frozen. Tours only.
Bought one tour. And not in a hotel. Found 20 bucks cheaper. Go.
In the morning, a lousy minibus called for us, with boozy youngsters from Muskva. We were put in an old Mercedes, which, as usual, some people did not fit into. And we went. Nature did not please with a special variety, such as the Crimea. Only poorer. Buses with tourists really chase each other. They drove over the graves in the heat of 40 degrees, with a poorly working air conditioner. And the church of St. Nicholas. There were two good moments. First swim in the sea, really clean sea. Very cool... You could also jump from a yacht. And the second moment lunch ! In fact, the food is more varied than in the hotel. I finally ate some chicken! The type of meat. Ate rice! By the way, with rice in our hotel, too, was strained.
Finally boiled we were taken to the hotel. Moreover, at the entrance to Kemer, the guide began to prepare us for another divorce. Like you were riding a bus, and the driver will still have to clean up... give him money for a car wash... Figase! And I asked to stop at a distant market, and he pretended not to hear, drove to the hotel. Stsuko! Didn't give money.
City.
It is the psychological state of a person who really wants to sleep that allows the staff to settle him where it is free. It is usually free for Russians and Ukrainians only in rooms on the 4th floor. It's better not to go there. And at night, none of the vacationers sees how you swear at the reception about the number. And all include "I don't understand Russian, English, Turkish" )). We were lucky. We got a room on the third floor, overlooking the pool and the mountain. Our air conditioner worked, our neighbors who flew with us from Donetsk were not so lucky, they then cursed to be relocated.
During our time, the girls who came for 6 days and 5 nights, the first night they settled in the hotel opposite, two stars, in the morning they stole all the money from them, so you shouldn’t be greedy and it’s better to rent a safe right away. Then you can lose more.
Change linen if you leave one dollar. Not so much. Didn't try to leave. Since the linen was not very dirty. )
The animators do not bother much with the show program, some moronic competitions, such as competitions in kindergarten. True, once we were taken to the sea, in the evening, apparently in the hope that everyone would start buying drinks at the bar. They made a fire in a barrel, put the deck chairs in a circle, and turned on their idiotic music. Like, yep, that's super cool!
And after that, we already caught on that in the morning a “transport” like a Mercedes bus was moving off, on the sea, which we go around three hotels. After that, they tried to move on it. It went until noon, and then three....and until seven.
Gym is just one name…. Only big enthusiasts can do it there.
Sea.
Well, of course, upon arrival at the sea, we first decided to go for a swim, asking the reception for directions, we happily went ahead to swim.
Damn, it wasn't that close to the beach. 20 minutes to walk in the heat of 45 degrees in the shade. You're sweating like a pig. . . Acclimatization. There is nothing pleasant in this.
Looks beautiful. Sand... very small pebbles worn into the sand (cigarette butts, beer caps, garbage) you won’t lie on it. The water is salty, the skin stretches in the sun, the lips are very dry at first and you want to drink. On the beach, as prisoners, only water is given free of charge (beer / juices cost from 4 euros). Maybe it's better to find a place where there is a free bar on the beach?
The water in the sea itself is fabulous, on the second day, we began to fully swim and swim, the water is very pleasant, warm and salty... I didn’t want to get out of the water. Pleasant and warm. The eyes got used to the concentration of salt, and it was already possible to open the eyes in the water. The water is a little dirty. Because a lot of people and yachts.
Sunbeds.
Sunbeds are a very monetary issue, for the staff who work on the beach, so despite the ropes on their hands, not every sunbed on the beach could lie down. The best places, surprisingly enough, went to the Dutch, or on Saturday - Sunday they were sold to entire families of the local population. Therefore, it was often possible to observe a picture when the Russians were driven screaming from their sunbed. And many from the hotel lay on the edge of the beach, near the drains from the shower.
The bags on the beach chairs are very dirty, and look like green oilcloths in the children's department of the hospital. Beach towels on the beach are not free. And a deposit of 10 euros. I wish I hadn't seen them! Horror of the same color as linen on the train (and not branded). Everyone is on their own.
I solved this issue simply by yelling at this monkey once, using the English words director, etc... After he tried to drive us off the sunbeds on Saturday. Then he didn’t climb, I just came, took two sunbeds, a table, and pulled them to the sea, because it’s cleaner and nicer there, and we didn’t use umbrellas. After the quarrel, the monkey became more friendly, greeted and smiled at us. Nothing spoiled our holiday.
Nutrition.
In the morning was the first breakfast. And didn't go. I had breakfast with what was left from the airport. (vodka with monkey, and balychok).
Dinner. The first time I was even happy. Lots of cucumbers, tomatoes and olives. I was concerned about the lack of meat. However, in the evening they fried the chicken on the grill. (I then remembered this chicken of day 4 for a long time ! ! )
That’s it… that’s where the meat ended for a long time. Then we chopped it (meat) in some kind of stew... All inclusive. The servants themselves laughed when I pointed to my stomach and shouted loudly " Meat ! Where is meat ? Where is chicken ? I'm hungry !! ! " Drinks are real Yupi !! ! I haven't drunk it for a long time. Didn't drink after that. I had to buy juices in the market which is nearby. Beer at the bar…Beeeee… vodka (raki) is the same… More or less wine. Over time you get used to it. The glasses are small only so that they probably don’t drink a lot. But with the bartender, the main thing is to smile, wink, and pour more than one glass in the face... )
Protein I tried to get in the morning from eggs. At lunchtime, they were picking out some stews and pieces of chicken. And by the way, there was no meat (as we understand it)! There was no beef, lamb. Generally. In the evening they often fried herring, A disgusting smell, at such moments, we were happy that we did not live in this building... Dialogue of one young man from Russia at breakfast:
Take it, take it, you won't regret it!
- What is it?
- It's cereal
- I don't eat that. . .
I haven't eaten this before either.
Cats everywhere) With this we were not deceived !! ! They come to every meal. A lot… And not all of them are beautiful and clean. I was kidding. Photograph them.
Tours.
The main task of the people who meet you, from a travel company, is to get as many sightseeing tours as possible. For all questions that relate to living conditions, accommodation, compliance with the declared class of the hotel, they are all frozen. Tours only.
Bought one tour. And not in a hotel. Found 20 bucks cheaper. Go.
In the morning, a lousy minibus called for us, with boozy youngsters from Muskva. We were put in an old Mercedes, which, as usual, some people did not fit into. And we went. Nature did not please with a special variety, such as the Crimea. Only poorer. Buses with tourists really chase each other. They drove over the graves in the heat of 40 degrees, with a poorly working air conditioner. And the church of St. Nicholas. There were two good moments. First swim in the sea, really clean sea. Very cool... You could also jump from a yacht. And the second moment lunch ! In fact, the food is more varied than in the hotel. I finally ate some chicken! The type of meat. Ate rice! By the way, with rice in our hotel, too, was strained.
Finally boiled we were taken to the hotel. Moreover, at the entrance to Kemer, the guide began to prepare us for another divorce. Like you were riding a bus, and the driver will still have to clean up... give him money for a car wash... Figase! And I asked to stop at a distant market, and he pretended not to hear, drove to the hotel. Stsuko! Didn't give money.
City.
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