Хороший семейный отель с некоторыми минусами. Good family run hotel with some cons.

In general, the stay at the hotel was satisfied. Except for a few things, everything was great. So. . .
- Registration and settlement:
we arrived at the hotel around three o'clock in the afternoon (it takes about two hours to get from the airport by general transfer, you can take a taxi in an hour). We filled out all the paperwork and we are informed that our number is being prepared. 3 p. m (!!! ). Go ahead and have lunch. Went. We had lunch. We returned thirty minutes later. The room is still not ready. There was no response to the question of how long to wait. The girl I was talking to just stood there and looked at me with a blank look. Literally! For 99% of questions, silence and an empty look. I had to wait until someone more adequate was released. In short, about an hour after arrival, we were given cards from the room and for exchange for towels. They just gave everything! No explanation on how to find the number. And since the territory is very large and rather confusing, it is simply not realistic to find a room on your own. We only on the fifth day began to more or less navigate. In general, after another clarification and about 15 minutes of time, we were sitting in the same typewriter that took us to our room.

By the way, the situation with the fact that rooms for new arrivals are still being prepared is very strange and apparently quite standard, because later in the evening (at 9 pm), people who had just arrived were told the same thing as we were told at 3 pm. We have not found out the reasons.
- Territory:
This is why we chose this hotel. The area is just breathtaking. Vegetation is everywhere. Miscellaneous. Very different. Even bananas are growing. Birds, cicadas, lizards. Everything is neat and beautiful. Even lizards. : ) The view of Tahtali is generally "the best"!
- Number:
Deluxe Club Room. The site says that the last renovation of these rooms was in 2011. And it's true. Not to say that everything is falling apart, but the rooms are very shabby. Furniture, plumbing, lighting. Everything works, but. . . everything needs repair. And given that this is a 5 * hotel (albeit a conditionally budget one), it seems to me that it is impossible to run rooms to such an extent.
And yet, a somewhat strange decision with the location of the sink (washbasin). She is actually in the room. That is, if someone, for example, decided to wash their hands in the morning, then everyone wakes up. : ) But these are nuances. In general, all this was not critical for us, since we did not come to sit in the room.
By the way, the air conditioner worked quite well and coped with its task by 100%. It wouldn't hurt to clean it up though.
- Cleaning:
Cleaned up. Maybe. Logic was not followed. Whether you left a tip or not. You can say for sure - the bed was covered. Again, we didn't care. : )
- Pools:
The main pool is quite large, but since there were VERY many people, even it was a little crowded. A standard problem with sunbeds, which were taken up by irresponsible vacationers at 5 in the morning, but remained empty throughout the day. There is also a pool with slides and a pool in the kids club. The first is small, the second is correspondingly small. There is a fourth pool for the villas, but that's another story.
- Beach:

The beach is not like 500 meters, as they say everywhere in the descriptions, but this did not change the situation with the spaciousness and the presence of sunbeds. The place was for everyone and always. The entrance to the water is small pebbles. Meters 1.5-2. Next is the stove. First time I've seen this. On the one hand it is comfortable for the feet, on the other it is a little slippery. And if you take into account the waves, then standing is a little problematic. Be sure to bring shoes!
- Nutrition:
You can eat around the clock. Many. Various. Of the minuses, I would note a small number of seats inside the restaurant. It's hot and "smoky" outside (some food is cooked outside, with all the consequences). And also only one entrance to the main restaurant. Very uncomfortable! Considering that the territory is large, depending on where you are going, you have to "roll" a good circle. Yes, and just go to get water - this is a whole story.
The waiters and employees of the restaurant "plowed" non-stop. Dirty dishes did not stagnate on the tables, but the cleanliness of the tables themselves (tablecloths) leaves much to be desired. As well as the cleanliness of dishes. There were quite a lot of not completely clean dishes. You can understand why this happened, of course, a huge number of vacationers, but still it should not be so naturally.
There are many bars in the area. 7 a la carte restaurants. One visit to one of them is free. We haven't used it yet. And judging by the reviews, they did the right thing. The main restaurant and all sorts of bars on the territory is quite enough.

- Animation, kids club:
Everything is standard. Nothing outstanding. Everyone is trying. Evening program about nothing. I think that it is worth changing the one who is engaged in the choice of speakers. Or maybe we just got there.
The child was satisfied with the kids club. I went with pleasure.
As a result:
Euphoria Tekirova is quite a good conditionally budget five with an "awesome" territory, a beach and landscapes outside the territory, with good food and infrastructure, with "dumb" reception workers and "shabby rooms" (not all, probably). Would you go again? Rather yes than no.