Terrible hotel!

Written: 22 october 2018
Travel time: 14 — 25 october 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 10.0
If you are under 50 do not even think of going to this boarding house!
And it's not that there are a lot of pensioners here.
I'll write it all down:
1. There are a lot of bottomless cats around, which is why the bed stinks of cat piss. Cats climb on the plates you eat from.
2. The staff hates Russians and doesn't hold it back. When we arrived at the hotel, we, as people who often travel to other countries and are accustomed to speaking English in other countries, greeted the receptionist in English. To which they contemptuously received in response: "You Russians, when you get drunk, always start talking in English. "
If suddenly you get a lot of alcohol by the closing of the bar (22:00 they don’t give out alcohol), they will come up to you and start downloading the rights that you are fucked up and if you drink it, then it’s normal, but if you drink it, then there will be problems and we will fine you . Got it? Here we are not.

3. If suddenly you are young at heart and want to play something at will, and God forbid, you will be in the losers of loud revenge children's songs - fuck you.
4. If you are a girl, and with your own husband decide to go to a club to break away, and return after 3 nights, you are a whore. And it doesn't matter that you have a bracelet on your arm and you have been living here for a week. They will not let you into the hotel without a showdown
5. If all the same the previous 4 points did not convince you, take normal alcohol with you, because you don’t get drunk from their water.
6. The food leaves a lot to be desired. From meat only frozen chicken nuggets and soy sausage.
7. Hamam is free. Well, bath. The procedures cost $20, when, like the neighboring tour operators of the Turks, it costs $10 with a transfer.
How lucky with the number. We had norms (we suspect this is because we are newlyweds), friends have an old and dumb.
Traveling around Asian countries, where they have never heard of hotel service, we declare with confidence that this hotel is the worst. They are quite capable of providing a terrible holiday experience.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original