Тихий ужас Quiet horror

There are simply no words. I understand that we bought the tour cheaply, I roughly imagined where I was going, reduced my claims to the limit that it was 4 *, but so..... I'll start everything in order:
1. Numbers. The rooms are dead, the shower is old, everything is sealed. Mirror, as if from the 60s, in white plastic, well, that's okay. There were not enough towels, for us 4 (2 adults + 2 children) sometimes there was 1 but))). They settled on the 5th floor, a balcony overlooking the sea, on the balcony 2 air conditioners blow hot air from both sides at an air temperature in the shade of +40. It was not realistic to go out there, only at night, and then not for long. The balcony itself is very narrow, cheap plastic furniture, battered. No glasses, no ashtrays. The refrigerator is probably 100 years old, it was scary to touch it, it’s good that it didn’t buzz))) They don’t give water. It can only be dialed downstairs in the main restaurant or by the pool. In the water dispenser. And where to pour it is not clear, I had to beg for plastic bottles in the bar. The air conditioner worked in our room. Our parents were also resting with us, they were settled on the 3rd floor, where the air conditioner barely blew like a fan and did not cool, in fact it did not work. I had to open the door to the balcony, where +40 in the shade and very loud animation of neighboring hotels But that's not all..... it stank from the toilet so....it was just awful....it's impossible to breathe, especially at night, creepy stink. After 3 days of swearing, but I had to live in hell for 3 days!! ! , they were moved to another room, it didn’t stink, but the air conditioner didn’t work either, how can you mock vacationers like that? They say there is no place to relocate, there are no free rooms. The hotel is packed to capacity. In general stuffiness and heat. Cleaning was, the floors were washed. The staff is mostly Kyrgyz. . .
2. Territory. Very small, 2 pools, 2 water slides (operate 2 times a day for 1.5 hours), one bar with 5 bar stools and 2 umbrellas, for such a number of guests! There is simply nowhere to sit somewhere in the shade, the sun is scorching, it is not possible to hide on a sunbed, there are few of them and they are all busy.....

3. Bar. Of course I understand everything, but how is it possible? In general, as I understood already at the end of the "rest" they are given 1 case of brandy, vodka and gin for the whole day, as a bartender, if you want, save. In the evening there is simply nothing. The wine remains, it's not really... Whiskey and cola are also missing. There is a tonic, and fanta. What is most interesting is pouring drinks into disposable plastic cups! ! what is it? )))) I had to run for beer 5 times....I saw a couple of times a strange picture, when the beer is poured, it foams a lot, they pour it into the web, when a couple of minutes are issued without customers, they are out of the bucket scoop these cups, right with their hands !! ! Then you kind of look like
And there are already 10 glasses of beer, sort out the guests dear)))) Another horror. It's good that they took with them from the duty free... Still, I would like to take glasses with me)))).
4. Food. Hmm... everything is sad here....for breakfast, boiled eggs, cottage cheese with an incomprehensible filler, cucumbers, tomatoes, cheese, there are olives, and yes....milk rice porridge. Lunch is poor. There is soup, there are soy cutlets or not soy....they resemble some kind of soaked and fried whiskey, frankly, there is not enough food. From bread only a loaf, there are no buns, neither sweet nor any. There are some cakes. There are kilometer-long queues everywhere, by the way, for the first time I saw this, so that food was given out by the piece))) in fact, the cook of the queue distributes 1 piece))) the food is not tasty, and there is not enough of it if you don’t want to stand in line and score a table (tables are also for everyone immediately lacked), you can be left almost without food. Once they gave out fish, once a turkey, oh yes... they gave out piece by piece pieces of "chicken", at first I did not understand what kind of parts of the chicken were so bony, on the 3rd day it dawned on me....these are tailbones! )))) Where else would I get piece chicken assholes? ))) Tin....on the 5th day - Oh, a miracle! There were french fries! ! All the children in the hotel at least ate potatoes! )) The plates were all divorced, sometimes there were no plates for soup, there were hitches with spoons and forks, I had to run around looking for where they were at all) After breakfast, at 11.30 they give tortillas and tomatoes, cucumbers on the beach . At 16.00 melon. Nothing more.
5. Sea. The sea is really great there. But this is not the dignity of the hotel and the fact itself. The entrance to the sea is cobblestones, 30 percent of the sunbeds are broken, they were not enough for everyone. I had to lie on a towel a couple of times under the scorching sun. Fans of hammering a sunbed with a towel - a big hello to you! Probably at five in the morning they specially run and put a towel. Anapa some (((.

Bottom line: in order to make money, or maybe from their absence, I don’t know what their problem is, the hotel management saves on everything they can. Disgusting hotel. It's not even 4*, probably 2ve. . . heat, stench, cooks in dirty T-shirts soaked in sweat, waiters who are in anything, there was no animation, there wasn't even a slide for children, in the evening the whole crowd just hung out by the pools, the food was bad, I wanted to go home! ! DO NOT TAKE THIS HOTEL! MY ADVICE TO YOU! There are much better!