Horror!!!!!

Written: 16 november 2008
Travel time: 22 — 28 september 2008
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 7.0
Amenities: 3.0
We rested together in this "miracle" hotel in the second half of September 2008. The beginning was promising, we were given a room on the second floor overlooking the sea - this is the only and last plus in favor of this hotel. Of course, in this regard, we just got lucky. Our compatriots, absolutely everyone with whom we managed to talk, paid extra for such a pleasure - a view of the sea - 100 dollars each !!!!
You will not see foreigners in the hotel, the contingent consists mainly of Ukrainians, Belarusians and Russians, some specimens were put into a stopper by an abundance of tattoos on the body, behavior, and most importantly, satisfaction from the hotel.
I would like to pay special attention to the restaurant of this hotel, it would be correct, of course, to call this place a canteen, eatery, chicken coop, etc. , but certainly not a restaurant. The filthy tablecloths have not been changed, I think, since the beginning of the season. Morning - a gray stained tablecloth, a knife, a fork. Dinner - the same stained tablecloth, in the middle, inside out, they laid some kind of incomprehensible yellow rag, I don’t know why, maybe so that there were less stains on the gray tablecloth. For dinner, this yellow rag was turned inside out on the table already with the front side, otherwise what about - DINNER PANCAKE !!! ! I would like to note that we never saw napkins on any table. It seems that our compatriots wiped their hands and other limbs with these same rags, judging by their appearance. The waiters themselves are some kind of dirty and stained, dirty plates from the table are carried in terribly rattling gurneys and dumped into something like a garbage chute right in the restaurant hall. Fuck hunting!!!! ! The kitchen is pi…ts!!! ! Twice in all the time we saw peeled potatoes, mostly they were served directly in their skins, well, like in their uniforms, like the Russians would like it, of course, there was no alternative. In general, the grub is disgusting !!!! ! Sweets in the presentation of this hotel are about five shitty soufflé cakes and that's it !!!!

Our flight was early in the morning, and in the evening we decided to take an apple from dinner. I’m walking, I have two apples in my hands, at the exit some of them...... in a female form snatches one apple from me, like one snout - one apple, if your snout wanted two apples, then this is too much, they have the norm : SNOUT - APPLE.
In short, they had an economy mode in everything. Hot water was sought for three days, then we were told that the water would be on the fifth day and only until 21:00, as SAVING!!! ! Fuck!!!!
The concrete and pebble beach struck the imagination, as well as the dining room. So that our compatriots do not fry in their Turkish sun, umbrellas are stuck right into the pebbles, which, at the slightest breath, naturally fall on your head !!! ! There are not enough sun loungers for everyone, I won’t even talk about mattresses.
We decided to go to the spa, well, there, like a sauna, like a gym and a pool. The simulator is meager !!! , and some units do not work at all, the Turks, of course, don’t give a shit !! ! After the sauna, it would be necessary to rinse in the shower - in the shower the drain is clogged, that it does not let water through, from that such a stink, for the whole "spa" !! ! There are simply no towels. The water in the pool is the color of some diluted milk, it has not changed, probably since the construction of the hotel !! ! The pool, the one on the street, stinks of chlorine so much (maybe this substance is not chlorine, as the manager of this hotel assured us, but it stinks like bleach !!! ), that it hurts the eyes, and red spots pour out on the skin !!!

A “herd” of ants lived in our room, the level of cleaning can be seen in the photo, washing the faucet in the bathroom, which was simply covered with a black crust, could not be forced by any of their cleaners, not for a dollar, not for two... Cleaners, by the way, go barefoot !!!! , both in the hotel and in your room, so there is a chance to pick up some fungus!! ! In the room on the carpet, the imprint of someone's boot, apparently a former visitor, was clearly visible !!! ! In general, I can scribble this shit for two more pages. But I don't want to bore you. In general, the hotel is really SHIT!! ! Not a four, but a two with a minus !!! ! Believe me, there is something to compare! The hotel seems to be focused on Russian tourists, and the Russians eat all this, the Turks need it, they won’t tear their ass!! !
Translated automatically from Russian. View original