Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms:
4.0
Service:
4.0
Cleanliness:
4.0
Food:
7.0
Amenities:
6.0
I rested with my parents and little brother, we went to Turkey 3 times.
Well, what can I say? The most important (and perhaps the only plus) is the territory. If you go out to the village of Tekirova and pass by other hotels, then the differences are obvious. The territory of Marty Mir is huge, well-groomed, replete with various types of plants, including pine trees (there are more than 1000 of them), palm trees, bamboo, etc. This, alas, ends with the pluses.
Firstly, we arrived already at night, and while mom was unpacking things and putting the child to bed, we decided to walk to the bar. While looking for the way to the reception, we almost got lost: there is no lighting, no signs, there are NO people at 1 a. m. AT ALL. Well, they got better somehow. Some 4 unfortunate cripples were sitting in the bar getting drunk, there were no more ice. Well, maybe this is good, the hotel still positions itself as a children's hotel.
The next morning we were in for a "pleasant" surprise. We came to breakfast at 9 o'clock (breakfast starts at 7), of course, there was no more baby porridge: there was nothing to feed the child. On the buffet, by the way, there were also leftovers. The "miracles" did not end there. We went to the beach and what? If you read previous reviews, you probably already guessed that there weren’t any free sunbeds, although only half were really busy (that is, on which people rested), towels were just lying on the rest.
Taught by bitter experience, the next morning we ran to the beach at 7:45 (we got up at 7:30), of course, there were free sunbeds, but only a couple of pieces, but this is at least something. By the way, I advise everyone to take their own towels from home and leave them on the sunbeds, because the local blue ones dig there. I don’t know who, maybe those who lost their towels, or maybe the staff, because you have to pay 20 euros for a lost towel. With me, it was like this: a guy and a girl went into the sea to swim, they returned, and the towel was bye-bye.
The beach itself is disgustingly dirty, my brother stood in his mouth and put all sorts of gobies. You have to go into the sea on the rocks, and this, I tell you, is simply unrealistically painful (they cut their legs several times), so I had to buy special slippers that "caring" Turks sell on the territory of hotels for 30 bucks.
Now about cleaning. In the toilet, if you pay attention, there is a notice posted, such as if you want your towels to be changed, throw them on the floor. So, my friends, fuck you, not clean towels. Firstly, it’s not a fact that the cleaning lady will drop in on you, and secondly, even if she does, it most likely won’t change anything for you. For two days in a row, we became spectators of a wonderful spectacle: we leave the room, the maids are sitting, hiding behind this carriage of theirs with all sorts of shampoos and gels, and they don’t understand what, we return to the room, they all sit in the same place and smoke, while smiling sweetly at us . By the way, no one took out the garbage with us either (so stock up on garbage bags), so we had to put them out the door ourselves. The maid, noticing this, nodded favorably to us and EVERYTHING. For several days, bags with crap-up (sorry for the details) diapers smelled fragrant in front of the door to the entire floor, then they nevertheless deigned to remove them. In general, the maid, in my opinion, knowing that there is a small child in every second room (and this is so), specially came to clean up at 3 o’clock, when the child, of course, is sleeping, and when she heard “baby from slipping nau”, she calmly disappeared and didn't show up again.
Oh, and by the way. A huge fat slimy snail crawled into our bathroom from the sewer. Lord, I go into the toilet, and there she lies, how I screamed!
The staff in the restaurant is very attentive to children, but nifiga does not clean the tables. You can at least make your entire table with dirty plates, but it’s not a fact that someone will come up to you.
On the territory of the hotel there is also a zoo, which I do not advise you to go to, because it becomes a pity for the animals. Ducks and geese swim in some kind of dirty, muddy green slurry, the rabbits are all shabby, in some places even bald, the poor turtles have everything pooped up there. In general, horror and nothing more.
If you like to play table tennis, bring your rackets, as it is unrealistic to find a girl who can give you local rackets.
So, finally, to summarize:
1. sunbeds on the sea and by the pool should be taken no later than 8 am
2. come to the beginning of lunch (12:30) and to the beginning of dinner (19:00), otherwise you risk being hungry, and it’s not a fact that you will find a free table
3. go to the sea (and in general to the street) in the morning and until 12 o'clock, then stay at home until 4, after which you can get out again. From 12 to 4, just hellish heat begins, and even if you don’t sunbathe on purpose, just walking around the territory, you will instantly burn yourself.
Have a nice holiday!
Well, what can I say? The most important (and perhaps the only plus) is the territory. If you go out to the village of Tekirova and pass by other hotels, then the differences are obvious. The territory of Marty Mir is huge, well-groomed, replete with various types of plants, including pine trees (there are more than 1000 of them), palm trees, bamboo, etc. This, alas, ends with the pluses.
Firstly, we arrived already at night, and while mom was unpacking things and putting the child to bed, we decided to walk to the bar. While looking for the way to the reception, we almost got lost: there is no lighting, no signs, there are NO people at 1 a. m. AT ALL. Well, they got better somehow. Some 4 unfortunate cripples were sitting in the bar getting drunk, there were no more ice. Well, maybe this is good, the hotel still positions itself as a children's hotel.
The next morning we were in for a "pleasant" surprise. We came to breakfast at 9 o'clock (breakfast starts at 7), of course, there was no more baby porridge: there was nothing to feed the child. On the buffet, by the way, there were also leftovers. The "miracles" did not end there. We went to the beach and what? If you read previous reviews, you probably already guessed that there weren’t any free sunbeds, although only half were really busy (that is, on which people rested), towels were just lying on the rest.
Taught by bitter experience, the next morning we ran to the beach at 7:45 (we got up at 7:30), of course, there were free sunbeds, but only a couple of pieces, but this is at least something. By the way, I advise everyone to take their own towels from home and leave them on the sunbeds, because the local blue ones dig there. I don’t know who, maybe those who lost their towels, or maybe the staff, because you have to pay 20 euros for a lost towel. With me, it was like this: a guy and a girl went into the sea to swim, they returned, and the towel was bye-bye.
The beach itself is disgustingly dirty, my brother stood in his mouth and put all sorts of gobies. You have to go into the sea on the rocks, and this, I tell you, is simply unrealistically painful (they cut their legs several times), so I had to buy special slippers that "caring" Turks sell on the territory of hotels for 30 bucks.
Now about cleaning. In the toilet, if you pay attention, there is a notice posted, such as if you want your towels to be changed, throw them on the floor. So, my friends, fuck you, not clean towels. Firstly, it’s not a fact that the cleaning lady will drop in on you, and secondly, even if she does, it most likely won’t change anything for you. For two days in a row, we became spectators of a wonderful spectacle: we leave the room, the maids are sitting, hiding behind this carriage of theirs with all sorts of shampoos and gels, and they don’t understand what, we return to the room, they all sit in the same place and smoke, while smiling sweetly at us . By the way, no one took out the garbage with us either (so stock up on garbage bags), so we had to put them out the door ourselves. The maid, noticing this, nodded favorably to us and EVERYTHING. For several days, bags with crap-up (sorry for the details) diapers smelled fragrant in front of the door to the entire floor, then they nevertheless deigned to remove them. In general, the maid, in my opinion, knowing that there is a small child in every second room (and this is so), specially came to clean up at 3 o’clock, when the child, of course, is sleeping, and when she heard “baby from slipping nau”, she calmly disappeared and didn't show up again.
Oh, and by the way. A huge fat slimy snail crawled into our bathroom from the sewer. Lord, I go into the toilet, and there she lies, how I screamed!
The staff in the restaurant is very attentive to children, but nifiga does not clean the tables. You can at least make your entire table with dirty plates, but it’s not a fact that someone will come up to you.
On the territory of the hotel there is also a zoo, which I do not advise you to go to, because it becomes a pity for the animals. Ducks and geese swim in some kind of dirty, muddy green slurry, the rabbits are all shabby, in some places even bald, the poor turtles have everything pooped up there. In general, horror and nothing more.
If you like to play table tennis, bring your rackets, as it is unrealistic to find a girl who can give you local rackets.
So, finally, to summarize:
1. sunbeds on the sea and by the pool should be taken no later than 8 am
2. come to the beginning of lunch (12:30) and to the beginning of dinner (19:00), otherwise you risk being hungry, and it’s not a fact that you will find a free table
3. go to the sea (and in general to the street) in the morning and until 12 o'clock, then stay at home until 4, after which you can get out again. From 12 to 4, just hellish heat begins, and even if you don’t sunbathe on purpose, just walking around the territory, you will instantly burn yourself.
Have a nice holiday!
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