If you want an unforgettable hotel experience, this is the place for you!

Written: 19 august 2023
Travel time: 9 — 16 august 2023
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 2.0
Miracles do not happen, you say, then welcome to the Olimpos Beach Hotel in Kemer.
What can you expect from a half century old hotel. You can't even guess!
The three of us rested in August 2023, arrived early in the morning, were at the hotel at about six in the morning, checked in by 10 o’clock.
Cozy reception, family room for extra. fee of $50.
Two rooms, a spacious corridor with an armchair, a bathroom with a shower. Live in pleasure and enjoy!
A room on the second floor, without windows, but with a balcony, a tiny one for standing up, overlooking the courtyard, which could not but rejoice, because there are no balconies in the rooms on the first floor, things are hung out to dry in the corridor, at the front door or on a bench.
No, I’m a little cunning with the windows, they are, small, narrow, not all open, they are screwed on with screws. And ooh, a miracle, there is a window, it opens, but oops plywood almost covers the entire window.

The shower head pours and floods the entire bathroom, it doesn’t matter, the adhesive plaster will help.
Air conditioning is located opposite the front door, it is not in the bedrooms, as is the TV at the front door. High on the full program, all inclusive, enjoy and do not deny yourself anything!
Cleaning, change of towels, toilet paper, we never pay much attention to this. But, fold dirty towels and put them on the bed, passing off as clean, above all praise!
All inclusive is great!
About to eat, I will say this, you will not die!
Monotonous, limited menu.
What is the queue, you have to remember, especially if you took out tuna or beef tongue! Beware of voluminous ladies, they will demolish and not notice, so it’s better to move faster, at least such advice was heard, with a simultaneous push in the back.
Yes, and if something is not eaten today, tomorrow it will be seasoned, covered with an onion and served again, a little sour, but the taste and color, as they say ...
Well, and what, the program for complete comfort should correspond in everything!
Wash the apples, the handles will not break off either, there is nothing to relax, we will wash ourselves.
Ahhh, I almost forgot, croutons in mashed soup, “very small” are served, you can spread butter, so whoever needs toast for tea or coffee is a good option !!!
I won’t write anything about the bar, the assortment is “large”, the bartenders are “cheerful and satisfied with life”, however, like vacationers.
Plyayazh, a wonderful sea and a beach spoiled by sunbeds, in a word, sardines in a jar.
And everything else is great!
So, if you want an unforgettable vacation, this hotel is the BEST you could wish for! This hotel will be remembered for the rest of your life, that's for sure!
In addition to everything, the Internet is paid.
And yes, a new, attached building does not save the situation, a dining room, a bar and a beach.
In principle, the owner or manager of this hotel is well done.

Why bother and invest in the restoration of the hotel, it will do, so to speak, there should be a highlight, there are a lot of people, and who does not know better, this will do.
The location saves the situation - the second or even the third line is better than this nightmare!
Our quest has been completed. And it's your turn fellow vacationers!
Translated automatically from Russian. View original