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I decided to go to Turkey, succumbing to the general delusion: "if you want to relax with a child, go to Turkey. " Maybe so, but the family should really be all drinking, not excluding the child (in our hotel, a song and dance ensemble from sunny Georgia rested or worked part-time, so in the evenings this group - girls and boys from 10 to 14 years old - drank beer, and bartenders with them poured with pleasure)
Well, the first impression about the hotel is: clean, but waiting for your not free room, in the chairs not the first freshness, at the not quite fresh and not quite clean table, you foresee the “troika”. By the way, forget about the extra $20 for a nice room, if you want to spend all your time in comfort, get ready to fork out $30-50.
Here is the long-awaited issue for $30 and… disappointment again. Russians are not given numbers from the booklet even for money. The room has green furniture from my childhood (somewhere in grades 1-3, early 80s). TV has only 1 channel.
The faucet in the shower is leaking and the hot water tap is about to die. The linen in the room was changed every day (it turned out that for many 1 time in 2-4 days), or even twice. And on the bed, the maid laid out swans with flowers, ducks, and on her daughter’s bed, something for her using her things, toys - it was great, but for 12 days of her work she received 1.5 dollars daily (although it was worth it).
The pools are located on different sides of the hotel (fortunately): from the east - 1.3m deep with two slides - good for those who prefer morning aerobics, water gymnastics and quiet neighbors near the pool; from the west - a children's pool 0.45m deep and an adult 1.5m. Due to the fact that the sun is there in the afternoon, a drunken mass flocks there from yesterday to continue the banquet (ours drink and attract attention without consequences, but the Germans are just drunken cattle, they behave ?! ).
Through the efforts of this eternally drunk fraternity, during daylight hours, everything and everything falls into the pool, naturally, the drains cannot cope, and the pool becomes dirty and “it’s impossible” - it looks like a soup where everything is there, including cheerful people who rarely go to the toilet . For us, a calm and comfortable rest was possible only with such a program: in the morning - sunbathe, then - gymnastics with the FRAGIO animator RICKO, then - water aerobics with him, followed by a water game of ghouls-ghouls (FULL DELIGHT), then - lunch, sleep until 15:30 and after - on the sea.
The beach, which is 250 meters away, is small, but clean, with a volleyball net. There is also a cafe-bar, where for lunch the same assortment as in the hotel. THE SEA WARM AND CLEAN. Walking up the warm, and even hot cobblestones after the sea, enchants (just a buzz! ).
Food...no. I am a person with a childhood spent in the USSR, so it is very difficult to give up all the abundance, but it really is there.
There is water, but plain water - clean and without the taste of RAINBOW UPPI - is not enough, look for it in the bar by the eastern pool, pour it into a liter bottle and carry it with you - you want to drink all the time.
The gym is small, no air conditioning, no ventilation. Of the equipment - 6 Kettler machines, half of which are not working. Animators (there were 5 + DJ) just sucks. But there was a highlight there, nicknamed RICCO - it's a bomb, bright, groovy, for girls - sexy, in the evening in the amphitheater - a comedian. When he had a day off, everyone was in mourning. For the daughter (6 years old) this is the first fleeting love.
Summary.
The hotel is a weak "four". However, if you want to gain an extra 25 kg and be drunk every day, Tanyeli will suit you perfectly.
Well, the first impression about the hotel is: clean, but waiting for your not free room, in the chairs not the first freshness, at the not quite fresh and not quite clean table, you foresee the “troika”. By the way, forget about the extra $20 for a nice room, if you want to spend all your time in comfort, get ready to fork out $30-50.
Here is the long-awaited issue for $30 and… disappointment again. Russians are not given numbers from the booklet even for money. The room has green furniture from my childhood (somewhere in grades 1-3, early 80s). TV has only 1 channel.
The faucet in the shower is leaking and the hot water tap is about to die. The linen in the room was changed every day (it turned out that for many 1 time in 2-4 days), or even twice. And on the bed, the maid laid out swans with flowers, ducks, and on her daughter’s bed, something for her using her things, toys - it was great, but for 12 days of her work she received 1.5 dollars daily (although it was worth it).
The pools are located on different sides of the hotel (fortunately): from the east - 1.3m deep with two slides - good for those who prefer morning aerobics, water gymnastics and quiet neighbors near the pool; from the west - a children's pool 0.45m deep and an adult 1.5m. Due to the fact that the sun is there in the afternoon, a drunken mass flocks there from yesterday to continue the banquet (ours drink and attract attention without consequences, but the Germans are just drunken cattle, they behave ?! ).
Through the efforts of this eternally drunk fraternity, during daylight hours, everything and everything falls into the pool, naturally, the drains cannot cope, and the pool becomes dirty and “it’s impossible” - it looks like a soup where everything is there, including cheerful people who rarely go to the toilet . For us, a calm and comfortable rest was possible only with such a program: in the morning - sunbathe, then - gymnastics with the FRAGIO animator RICKO, then - water aerobics with him, followed by a water game of ghouls-ghouls (FULL DELIGHT), then - lunch, sleep until 15:30 and after - on the sea.
The beach, which is 250 meters away, is small, but clean, with a volleyball net. There is also a cafe-bar, where for lunch the same assortment as in the hotel. THE SEA WARM AND CLEAN. Walking up the warm, and even hot cobblestones after the sea, enchants (just a buzz! ).
Food...no. I am a person with a childhood spent in the USSR, so it is very difficult to give up all the abundance, but it really is there.
There is water, but plain water - clean and without the taste of RAINBOW UPPI - is not enough, look for it in the bar by the eastern pool, pour it into a liter bottle and carry it with you - you want to drink all the time.
The gym is small, no air conditioning, no ventilation. Of the equipment - 6 Kettler machines, half of which are not working. Animators (there were 5 + DJ) just sucks. But there was a highlight there, nicknamed RICCO - it's a bomb, bright, groovy, for girls - sexy, in the evening in the amphitheater - a comedian. When he had a day off, everyone was in mourning. For the daughter (6 years old) this is the first fleeting love.
Summary.
The hotel is a weak "four". However, if you want to gain an extra 25 kg and be drunk every day, Tanyeli will suit you perfectly.
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