Хуже и быть не может Couldn't be worse

The worst vacation of my life.
Everything is bad here: from the territory to the service.
The hotel is very dirty. . . in the toilets, the restaurant, the rooms, near the pools.
The rooms are very dirty, cleaned every three days, and then, only the garbage is thrown out and the towels are changed, the bed is also not changed. The bathroom was never washed. . .

The food in the restaurant is terrible, there is no children's menu, and there is nothing special for adults, a lot of spoiled... the whole vacation was accompanied by indigestion, although I can not say that I was particularly picky. There was only rice, pancakes and pastries. Not always even vegetables were. Salads are mostly sour... in the morning even porridge for children could not always be found. Coffee and tea, I believe, based on tap water... with an incomprehensible aftertaste of iodine. The staff is rude. . . the children got sick, so they couldn’t even take a plate from the restaurant to the room, they forced the toasts to shift into a napkin.
The territory is stripped down. . . the sea is far away and the road to the sea is just terrible. Delivery is rare.
The beach is still all right, but dirty with a lot of garbage, the toilet is terrible, where the lock does not work and it is very dirty.
No animation.
One day there was a downpour, so the whole hotel was swimming... and no one was in a particular hurry to clean up the water.
Rest is just tough, well at least not for long. Think carefully before you go here.