После Апериона я ничего не боюсь! After Aperion, I'm not afraid of anything!

So, Aperion Beach, June 2015. I haven't been to Side yet, so I needed a hotel there. I chose it myself, squinted my eyes, what they bathed, I didn’t experience shock, only a slight amazement - does it really happen ? ! In principle, you can relax, but you have to be prepared for some difficulties and nuances.
Difficulty one. Chronic lack of toilet paper. You have to get it, beg at the reception, steal from a public toilet, ask for a loan from neighbors. They will understand and help, because difficulties bring together. I was lucky, I went to the administrator only 4 times and I got it. And those who drove earlier lived without it for 2 days. And a necessary thing. After all, everything is included. And there is no newspaper at hand. I warned you, so you are armed. In order not to be nervous because of such nonsense, grab paper from home. And in order not to take up space in your suitcase, hang it on the principle of a necklace. Also, stuff more paper napkins in your suitcase (there are none in the canteen either), washing powder (you will get towels from previous residents), detergents and disinfectants (you will not be cleaned).
Difficulty the second, rEstoran. Don't run to the opening, they won't open anyway. They will stand on the other side of the glass, look at the crowd of hungry people, talk, maybe even meditate. But they won't open. Delayed for 20 minutes. Napkins, as already mentioned, no. If you are lucky, you will be given one per hand, if you are not lucky, do not be shy, walk around the room with an indifferent look and as soon as you see napkins somewhere, grab them! Hurry up to do it first, there are a lot of people who want to walk here too!

Do not forget that coffee can be drunk not only from cups, but also from disposable cups. Better forget about the cups, in Aperion there is a terrible shortage. I liked the food, vegetables, yogurt, chicken or turkey meat, fruits and watermelon. There was no sweets, and it's sad, but those born to crawl will crawl through everywhere, there is a store with Turkish delight nearby. Went. . . Tried. . .
Yes, if you are squeamish, do not sit in front of the distribution window, otherwise you will see how a Turkish girl scoops up salads on trays with her bare hand and you won’t be able to eat these salads anymore. I did. And try not to look around, otherwise you will see young people in dirty jeans and very dirty T-shirts. These are the waiters. It's better not to see them. Just bury yourself in the plate.
Let's move on from the difficulties to the nuances. The hotel is rather boring, the animation is very unobtrusive. You can entertain yourself by commenting on the events of the neighbors behind the wall, you can hear every word, snoring, shower, toilet. This is if you live in a bungalow. I came across a cheerful company, on the one hand, a loud-voiced mother and her adult daughter, on the other hand, the Turks, judging by the volume of their TV, are deaf. It was fun. With my right ear I listened to Turkish TV shows, and with my left ear I listened to talk about relatives, a dog, money and so on. If you put ear plugs in your ears and hide your head under a pillow, you will still hear everything. I don’t know how anyone gets out, but I found a way out, I went to sleep with a friend in the main building, it’s quieter there, if only no one squeals in the bar.
You can also watch the animator for fun, it's just fly away! He knows 4 words in Russian - yes, mom, dad, zh. . a. The last word will especially make you laugh, because at home you will not hear this. Yeah. And when he puts paper cups on his ears and starts grimacing, you should not just laugh, but laugh wildly. According to his idea.
Yeah, I almost forgot, they steal in the hotel, and specifically. In one day, 5 rooms were raided, and when people asked to watch the video in order to figure out the villain, it turned out that there was no video surveillance in Aperion. Be carefull.

And our generation of tourists has not yet been lucky enough to get there in Ramadan, when there were more Turks than us. This is something... Drunk Turkish men, arrogant Turkish women, tobacco smoke all around and a pool forever occupied by Turkish children. Anyone who says that Russians behave disgustingly on vacation has not seen the Turks during Ramadan. We are better, we are quieter, we are more cultured.
Well, that's almost all the subtleties. If you still decide to go there, be prepared for them, do not bother with trifles,
remember, the money has already been paid and you have nowhere to go from here. So relax and enjoy!
Initially, I was lucky, they settled me alone in a triple room, where I was able to make one clean out of three sets of dirty towels. I swam and sunbathed on a beautiful beach (because of which I chose this sump, although I would not say that it is convenient for children, the depth begins almost immediately), I went to Alanya and Manavgat on my own, went for a massage, hung out shopping, I always had hot water and nothing was stolen from me! I had a great rest, lost weight, tempered my character, strengthened my spirit. Turkey I love you!! !