Ни какой 5* отель, WiFi очень плохо No 5* hotel, WiFi is very bad

We were given a very bad attic room. The food is very poor, on days only one meat dish chicken or turkish doner.
The mini bar is terrible, like a 2 * hotel in Iran in the refrigerator 2 carbonated water, 2 small cappies and 2 water without any alcohol.
In the bar, only Ephesus beer, if crayfish, whiskey, tequila, then you have to pay. No "ultra all inclusive". I wanted to go to a concert at another hotel, I called from my room to my home number when the hotel left, they took 3 dollars from us for a phone call.
I think the water in the pool is not cleaned until the night of 10-11 people swam.
in 5 * hotels they asked for an iron, they said a paid service. In Dubai, a 3 * hotel asked for an iron for free and it stayed for 20 days in dreams.
There is a fat guy there distributing ice cream, at lunch time he brought bread and he dropped his knitting and put horror in place.
In the disco or the show I didn't understand the music only the Turkish village was they thought all the guests of the hotel were Turks.
Zero show, zero disco, zero music.
within 5 years I was 5th time in Antalya, this time my vacation was very bad.
I swear to god it's not worth spending money in this hotel.