My lazy vacation

Written: 8 august 2011
Travel time: 7 — 28 july 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 3.0
Azure traditionally burns - the rooms are still killed to death (peeling, peeling windows and doors of the room, peeling wallpaper, at the entrance to the room in the corners draw dust at least draw pictures). A mattress with insects was brought to an extra bed for the child - some kind of larvae, bugs - the wife almost fainted . . not a single representative of the sanatorium even apologized. It seems that the Mariupol cholera scared away the Russian contingent of the sanatorium (there were practically no people, as in previous years), and they grabbed any money - they picked up schoolchildren and acted as a children's camp this year. The kids, as usual, went around in a herd of sheep, shitting anywhere (thrown papers from sweets, juice boxes, etc. garbage right on the stairs and in the corridors), broke doors and furniture. On the 4th floor, washing normally while there were pioneers was a problem - cold water was barely flowing, but hot water was a fountain, but it was not comfortable to swim in boiling water.
The food was more or less tolerable - last year it was worse. The young administrator was sitting in her closet together with the pedros-schoolers (I can’t say otherwise than the pedros). They sat right on the table with their asses shutting the window. Neighborhood with the pioneers frankly irritated.
At night, under the windows, youngsters were buzzing, most likely the left one - they ate vodka, yelled (this is around 3-4 in the morning), i. e. there is no protection of the territory - the whole sanatorium is like a passage yard - whoever wants to come in.

An adult voucher with treatment for 21 days in a junior suite (see the description of the room above) costs 6315 gvn. (~$790) and the good thing is that they didn’t have much to treat anyone - it was possible to go through the procedures like a human being. If not for the treatment, I would have thought 100 times and chose the same Turkey.
The sea partially smoothed out the nasty impression of the rest with a pleasant temperature (27-29C) and shallowness - it was good for children. In general, holidays in Lazurny are traditionally disgusting - they don’t want and don’t know how to work . . but it’s a pity, they will have to go to Turkey, apparently, the Turks need money more.
It is written on their stand that the sanatorium earned money from vacationers last year under 100 gvn lemons, spending about a quarter of them on taxes and service staff . . 75 lemons were still not enough to put the room stock in order.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original