Если бы не такой персонал, мог бы быть неплохой отель If not for such staff, could there be a good hotel

If you like financial extreme, adventures and quests in the style of “guess what is turned on”, then you are definitely here. Boarded the number marked "breakfast on"? Do not relax: this is just a designation of parallel reality, where there is breakfast, but only if you are a telepath and you can guess where and when it passes. The hotel administration considers it normal that the guest must find out the details of the service himself, because on the sites “everything is indicated”. True, it is unclear where, probably, with small print in the secret tab “Guess yourself”.
Prices here are like in “All Inclusive”, but in reality - the service as in “Nothing Inclusive” mode. You will pay for amenities that you simply will not see. The hotel staff is very polite when he responds to claims - approximately as in a clinic at a reception: “Next! ". The only thing that is on is guaranteed - a spoiled mood, the spent nerves and the invaluable experience of how the guests should not be received.
If you are still in doubt whether to go or not, take care of yourself, your time and wallet. Rest somewhere else where you will be happy not only on the day of payment, but the rest of the time.