This is GOOD

Written: 10 june 2019
Travel time: 9 june 2019
Your rating of this hotel:
4.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 7.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 6.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 6.0
I was "lucky" to visit this "hospitable" LAGOON at the beginning of the 2019 season. We arrived with my wife and child for one day, go to the sea, breathe fresh country air. We rented a suite, in a three-story building, on the second floor, room 23, costing 1000 UAH. pre-ordered breakfast for 50 UAH per person. In the evening, after a beautiful sea day, we decided to heat the suluguni pita bread on the grill. Since work was being done to clean the cesspools near the building where the barbecues were located, there was an assimilation machine with the appropriate aroma, I did not use firewood and a standard barbecue nearby. I decided to use the disposable grill that was in the car. This grill did not involve ignition using any incendiary mixtures, papers and other things. The sealed container of the grill, according to the instructions for use, is suitable for outdoor use, which was observed. Located on the open veranda next to the room. After 10 minutes, my family and I realized that the evening ceases to be languid. . The light smoke of the grill (no more than from a hookah, for example) attracted the hostess of the base, who, without explaining anything and not even trying to figure out what was happening, was screaming with such a 3-story obscenity that all the saleswomen from the delivery just rest. Her main message was.... fuck off my base. . . Yes, having arrived and brought people your money, do you expect such an appeal to yourself? Further more. Going downstairs with a grill ( http://grilly. ua/mangaly-grili-kaminy/odnorazoyy-gril-odnorazovyy-mangal.html) I still thought to finish what I started, sitting on the lawn near the aforementioned cesspool, but passions were only heating up, in addition toof the hostess, her husband joined in, they pushed me, grabbed my hands, I tried to film what was happening on the phone, it was almost broken, I miraculously managed to pull it out. Then their son joined the miracle family of aggressors from a running start in a jump, who rushed with his fists, swung his legs, and as a result grabbed a rake with screams get out.... The staff of the base (in addition to the owners) were scared and taken aback by this situation no less than me and my relatives. They tried to restrain and calm the owners, who, as I analyzed the situation later, were not at all in an adequate condition. . We left within 10 minutes, it was not at all safe to stay, my son was next to me all this time, he was scared, the staff held back the owners like mad dogs, of course, no one returned the money for the room and for breakfast, the natives were left with "profit". Summary, LAGOON is not only blue and beautiful, but as in our case it turned out to be blue and inadequate, take care of yourself and your loved ones.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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