Я так и не поняла это бизнес отель или бордель)))) I still don't understand if this is a business hotel or a brothel))))

I am writing a review with humor, because everything that happened at the hotel had a clearly humorous character for me. I will be as brief as possible.
I lived in a hotel for 3 days in winter, I came to an international conference from my fund, all expenses for the hotel were paid by the organizer because this hotel did not cost me a penny. Our delegation was settled in "classic" type rooms. I will say right away the rooms are good, with good furniture, they correspond to the cozy lamp photos on the website of the hotel itself. Everything is clean and tidy. The hotel is in a good location within walking distance from the metro, a view of the historical right bank of Kyiv, a metro bridge, a hydropark nearby, a beach near the hotel, if someone does not disdain to swim in the Dnieper in summer, a park, a well-groomed area with gazebos and barbecues, you can arrange B-B-Q. The hotel has a business conference hall for 50 people, there is a restaurant where you can order expensive meals. But the cost of the room itself is $ 100 per day without meals, as for me, this is very expensive, despite the fact that in hotels of the same star rating in Kyiv in the very center you can find the price for a similar room and the conditions are half the price. The price for our room in the price list is indicated as 2600 per day. And I think it's very expensive.
They fed us well in the hotel restaurant, there was a buffet, but it was organized only for our event, which was attended by 100 people. And the entire floor of the hotel and the conference room were rented for the event.

The hotel positions itself as a business hotel, where business people come and stay for negotiations, businessmen on business trips, etc. And this is where the funniest part begins
( Underline whatever applicable). The hotel has a bar-striptease club on the ground floor on the lower deck - in the hold. So, night butterflies are in full swing there, and many men go to the hotel specifically as to a brothel. There they are offered a chick and then they go to the rooms))) What does the hotel workers themselves are pimps, they want the rooms where men stay on their own (I already wrote earlier that this is a business hotel and there are many such guests) and offer them workers piquant sphere and go to choose a priestess of love in the lower hold)))
There were much more men in our delegation, and since they occupied rooms on the floor of the floor, a stream of offers poured in to all of them and the reception staff knocked so unobtrusively and asked if the guest wanted pepper))
The walls and partitions between the rooms in the hotel are made of cardboard, probably because it is a ship and the construction should be as light as possible, or maybe because it was necessary to save money, but the audibility between the rooms is colossal, you can really hear how people are talking behind the wall and what, and what was my op of laughter when at night from a pile of rooms came the groans of intercourse, apparently between the workers of the spicy hold and the guests of the rooms. I screamed with laughter like crazy. That's how I came to the forum, but ended up in a veiled brothel)
Maybe in the summer the hotel somehow adapts more to family vacations, as people wrote in other reviews, but in winter something is clearly not clean there.
Whether my story was funny or sad is up to you to decide.