Dirty, stink! Complete crap!

Written: 16 august 2016
Travel time: 30 july — 9 august 2016
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
I regret that it is impossible to add a photo so that you can independently appreciate all this bedbug and its flavor. My words are not the revenge of competitors or the delirium of a half-witted aunt who, having nothing to do, sits on the Internet and scribbles nonsense. I just want to warn you not to get in trouble like we did this year.
We rested in building 2, number 26. The only + two-room suite, this is where the advantages end.
And now in order.
1, The room was booked in May 2016 at a price of 950 UAH/day. Upon arrival, the hotel administrator offered to pay another 150 UAH / day, based on the fact that this is the price at the moment. I had to argue on this topic and leave the previously announced price. So I needed these disputes?
2. The room is dirty. From the bathroom stinks, like from the station toilet.

3. The walls are dirty, whitewashing of dust is leaving everywhere on the ceilings so much that you can write memoirs on it and leaf through. When the room is being cleaned, no one wipes it anyway !! .
4. Curtains are torn and torn from the eaves in places.
5. The blinds on the windows are broken to zero.
6. Conditioner with fungus. Skati fungus is everywhere, in the bathroom you can harvest a whole crop. There is no remote control for the air conditioner. As well as to TV.
7. A bathroom is a separate issue altogether! The shower hits the ceiling with water. The faucets are rusty, the handles are rusty, the towel hooks are falling off, the drains are clogged. And of course it stinks.
No one ever washed out the drains for water along the way, there was a layer of silt a couple of centimeters on them.
8. I can't imagine how people with small children spent the night in these "mansions", because under the window all night long live music from the Prykarpattya restaurant yells (yells). For 10 nights it was already possible to learn their entire repertoire.
9. The steps on the street are slippery, if it rains it is unrealistic to walk on them! 90% that you will slip and ride your spine from the second floor to the first. Therefore, you need to walk only holding on to the handrail. And no one cleaned the water from the steps after the rain. As I understand it, the logic of the admins is that it will dry itself.
10. Garbage - oh this girl can stand at your number for days and who the hell will clean it up. I even had to contact the administration about this.
11. Along the way, the owners of the hotel don’t give a damn about everything, the people are already knocking down like crazy, some were even settled by two families (strangers) in one two-room number. And no one yavkal, everyone is happy.
By Koblevo itself.
1. The beaches are dirty and crowded with people.
2. The sea is dirty in the afternoon.
3. Very noisy.
4. Fruit prices are cosmic. The grapes that we bought in Kyiv before leaving for 45 UAH, there it costs 100 UAH per kg.
5. Aunts in the market are outright rude, or buy how much she gave you or go to hell, as one told me.

If your health is dear to you, keep your nerves away from Arcadia.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original