Ужас и кошмар! Horror and nightmare!

I was on a business trip with a colleague. At the reception, they are met by frostbitten administrator girls. They come off on visitors, obviously, for aimlessly holed up for 400 UAH. monthly salary young years. We were given a double room with private facilities. Amenities consisted of 2 duplex beds, TV without remote control, refrigerator and "hot" water. Judging by the fact that we found someone else's hair in abundance on the sheet, and the blanket exuded a stench, no one changed the sheets after the previous guests, in fact, like the blanket that had been pissed off earlier. Another convenience rumbled shamelessly - air conditioning, it is especially pleasant to listen to it in the silence of the night. But most of all I was struck by the splendor of the bathroom: its size was very truthfully described earlier by previous tourists. The water that splashed in different directions from a broken shower can hardly be called hot. What is called a shower stall is actually a curtain. When you start to water yourself from the shower, this curtain starts to stick to you, you try to tear this curtain away from you, and at this time, jets of water splash into the openings that have formed. Caution when exiting the sink - you can slip - dangerous to life! Of course, no one washes the sinks, but on the other hand, abundant disinfection with dichlorvos is carried out in the pipes, as a result of which the dichlorvos has to be inhaled until it disappears. Room cleaning is out of the question, so I don’t recommend littering the trash can with smelly waste. Breakfast in a plastic box consists of yogurt, 2 waffles for 1.50, it's not clear why, tomato juice. Our room had a city view. We saw the roof of a neighboring house and a small piece of a dirty courtyard.
Citizens! Whatever it was, but 370 UAH. per day for Odessa is not so little money to offer such a sucky service and disregard for the guests for them. The "Zirka" establishment is focused mainly on sex tourism and regional support groups for presidential candidates who have been touring extensively in Odessa lately. It is not clear why its owners spend money on advertising on the Internet, designed for potential inhabitants who plan to visit the Pearl by the Sea?
Dear potential tourists, in the end, I hasten to tell you something pleasant: for all those staying at the Zirka Hotel there is a bonus package: a free visit to the solarium, which is located right there in the hotel.