this is not a sanatorium, but a parody of Ilf and Petrov. Oh, horror !!!

Written: 12 september 2018
Travel time: 6 september 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Chose a sanatorium. Gorky according to advertising, they treat the pancreas with water, musculoskeletal. system, diabetes, gastrointestinal diseases, neurovascular system.....Check-in went smoothly and quickly.... In the Albatros building, overlooking the sea, with a TV that shows one channel throughout the resort, and an old bathroom. technology, but serviceable, you can live and even admire the landscape and greenery around, fresh air. Cleaning was done daily, thanks for that. In the building there is a fungus on the first floor in front of the stairs to the second floor, the smell is disgusting and pungent. The same fungus is also in the medical building near the cocktails, which irritates the nasopharynx and lungs - itching begins and then coughing. The territory of the sanatorium is not well maintained, a dying sanatorium. Food is darkness. "Swedish table", as he called it heads. doctor, consisted of cabbage salads of 3 types, cut large, as for animals, and not seasoned with either oil or salt, as well as cut raw beets, carrots, seaweed, half a meter long, which was hard to stuff into the mouth. The first courses are cereals on the water and that's it. Kashi: millet, oatmeal, pearl barley, potatoes with zucchini, tea, compote. You need to stand in line for this meal for at least an hour in a crowded line three times a day. If you come at the very end, you won't get much. Patients with the gastrointestinal tract (pancreatitis, cholelithiasis, cholecystitis), diabetes, it was impossible to eat anything from this menu, because after taking this set, seizures began and they had to inject and drink pills.....Visiting heads. the doctor of the sanatorium and expressing indignation about the food, the assortment for sanatorium patients expanded - they added boiled fish, chicken, buckwheat, casseroles, meatballs, they began to cut salads smaller, boil vegetables until cooked. It made me happy that people could eat more or less normally. I want to say that the chef in this sanatorium is not a professional, there is no nutritionist here either. There are no diets for sick children. Table number 9 had to be begged for. The medical base is the weakest.....The real hack, not a sanatorium. Here they can tolerate such treatment and rest, except perhaps 70-90 year old people who have received free vouchers from the trade union or social insurance. Those who pay for cash will not tolerate such squalor. It is a shame and pain for Odessa, once famous for its health resorts, now to have negativity and disgust.... They say that this sanatorium belongs to the deputy of the city of Odessa. After all, the payment for these "services" in the sanatorium is large. It turns out that she just steals money from naive people. So she is a thief!
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