сервиса ноль, за каждый чих доп денежка zero service, for each sneeze extra money

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Positive sides
Hotel with meals. The territory is clean. Not far from the beach, 3 minutes across the estuary, on the beach there are awnings and deck chairs, a clean pool, a pool for children, 3 meals a day. That's all.
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Disadvantages:

1) NUMBER. rented the most expensive 2-room suite 1400 UAH per day without food. The suite did not smell, the sofa was old, the bed was shaky, the toilet was moldy and rusty. The TV catches 4 channels and, fortunately, I was lucky that among them was inter and I calmly watched football with my family (World Cup 2018). The room is spacious, and the windows are even plastic. But they don’t poison spiders at the base, it’s kind of fucked up. They are everywhere, I went outside every evening and shot cobwebs along with matchbox-sized spiders of 30 pieces! I am not kidding. 30 the mother of his huge spiders at the sight of which my wife turned pale and the child began to cry. But everything would be fine, we closed in the room when the spiders crawled out to twist their webs and decided to sit with the noise of the TV and chat. But it was not there. It turns out there are no less spiders in the room. And they come out as soon as the light turns off. By the way, when I went to the toilet at night, I crushed one with my foot with the lights off. He crap himself and he crunched robustly. Since then, the wife has not got up at night to go to the toilet.
2. Wi-fi based on 4 Internet points. Catches well only in rooms near the pool. It catches rather weakly, but still it catches for luxury buildings. And here is a surprise, up to two-room suites, for 1400 hryvnia wi-fi no longer finishes, well, it doesn’t finish up to rooms with kitchens either . . 3G Kyivstar there also practically does not catch. Therefore, if you want to raise your ass on the Internet, go to the bench in the middle of the territory in the heat and sit on the Internet. You can really go to the pool at the table, but it is often busy there. To my question to the manager, is it really difficult to put another access point for people who pay a hefty amount, he said. I don’t want to, this optical fiber needs to be pulled, dear to me, you will walk with your feet to the center of the base and sit. By the way, I forgot the battery from the laptop and it turns out I could only sit with the charger. At the request to stick into the electricity network at the bar, he was sent to the forest. As a result, I sat a couple of times in the animation room, after the permission of the chief, because. the animator really did not want me to sit there and interfere with her watching movies. So Bottom line, things are bad with the Internet.
3. Pool. Undeniably clean and well maintained. You can actually enter it for extra money. Well, okay, but, near the pool, everything seems to be done normally, it seems that the owner of the base was sleeping when it was being made and the guys did everything well. But, the staff often does not tighten the ropes on the canopies. With me, a woman with a child was lying on a sunbed and drinking a cocktail, and suddenly the rope untied and the umbrella FOLDED. her son was hit on the head, she also flew a little. The hotel staff didn't even blink. Moreover, they waited for the woman to leave and then pulled the umbrella back in the evening. Therefore, the whole rest I was on the alert and waited for the umbrella to hit me.
4. Nutrition. Food for an adult is tolerable. Buckwheat, oatmeal, soup, borscht, salad, sometimes a bun and kefir. BUT, when I asked the administrator about the base, I asked 3 times if there was a children's menu, I was told YES 3 times. In fact, this is the same adult menu, but the pasta will not be 300g, but 150g. This was a shock for me, because. we rested with a child under two years old and he did not eat everything. Every time I came to the dining room, I felt the manager of the dining room tense that my child was not eating their cooking again, every time she bored at us and smiled with a stretch, knowing if everything was fine. I was surprised that the dishes were all old and broken, my wife demanded to change the broken glass 3 times. And by the way, the owner of the base is such a miser that for each person they give exactly 1 napkin, no more, EXACTLY 1 napkin. Or they won't give it at all. In general, feeding the child was torture for us every time.

4. The owner of the base is apparently a noble miser and redneck. You are lured there and you do not even realize that there you will have to pay for every sneeze. The website says there is a children's area. Yes, it is, but for adult children. For little ones, it is also available, only 50 UAH for half an hour or 80 or 100 UAH per day (I don’t remember exactly). That's how it is. I thought the child would play just like that, but no, pay a pretty penny. By the way, during our vacation, they had a check, and they urgently closed the bar and tore down all the announcements that the children's area was for money. Apparently screwed up. By the way, all children are offered to bring milk in the morning, only one minus, milk is also for money. On this basis, you will be helped only for money. It got to the point that they brought a grandmother to the base who tried to push books to everyone. Well, what about the same money.
5. Animator. For some reason, I always saw animators of cheerful and perky teenagers or older people who adore children and want to spend time with them. The animator in Arcadia Gold is a dull, dissatisfied with life, aunt of 38-45 years old. With children a couple of times I saw her doing crafts. The culture is terrible. Hamit for both adults and children. When I went to meet her and ask what they play or what they do when they bring her children, she immediately clearly said. I AM NOT A NANNY, I don’t sit with children, I don’t look at anyone, usually the children themselves sit and play for about 20 minutes, and then I divide them into 2 teams and they play Cossack robbers. ALL. THE CURTAIN. FUCK ANIMATOR! She only weeds the beds with a blunt chopper, and it’s better not to approach the children.
6. AGAIN money. I was not warned that the money will not be returned, although I thought so. In general, my child got sick. We had 1 rest day. The ambulance took the little one to the local hospital in Primorsk, where the pediatrician on duty refused to accept and listen to my son. She said that the head physician forbids taking tourists. What about the hypocratic oath? It turns out that I, with a sick child, must either go to an adult hospital or go to where I came from, i. e. home. In general, the hospital is also very tight, if your child is often sick, Primorsk is not for you, they will send you there for a very long time. So I digress, I came to the administration and the manager and explained the situation, offered to go with me, look at the child, ask the guard about the ambulance at 6 in the morning, etc. , we only had 1 day left, I didn’t even ask for a refund for the room, at least for food on that 1 day. I was denied. After these words, I really want the manager to get gangrene somewhere. You're a brute, don't you have children? Come on, return the number for the grub, you fully understand that people didn’t just take it and leave, the child has an illness, they don’t treat them in the seaside, you need to leave urgently. In general, a typical n **** race manager. I could hardly resist not to give him a fuck. That's about all I wanted to say about the Arcadia Gold hotel in Primorsk.
And yes, if you have already firmly decided that you will have a rest in the seaside, go to the motor-sichi base, SURF. I was passing through there, they have a pharmacy at the base, shops, and I'll tell you that this base is a hundred times better than fucking Arcadia. And I wish the owner of Arcadia Gold to go bankrupt as soon as possible, and it will happen. The second time people do not go to you.