Захалустье с грязным индуским сервисом Dirty Indian service slut

I want to start with the fact that all positive reviews are written by the resort staff, which is clear from the text and photos that are identical to those posted on the site. This "Resort" is located in a complete backwater, the "pine forest" about which they actively talk is a dozen pine trees, their so-called "bungalows" are soviet houses that used to be at each base, the hotel is a shabby gray building, the rooms are of course still tolerable, but here in the bathroom a surprise awaits you - for 100 bucks a day without food you will take a shower behind a cheap curtain, there are no vans or showers there. Not only are the prices in their 2 restaurants up to the Kiev "Velour", but this restaurant can hardly be called that, a smelly room with dirty tablecloths and no less smelly food. They brought us borscht, which was obviously warmed up for the tenth time and cooked a long time ago with sour stitched sour cream, the meat was generally terrible, it was simply impossible to eat, and for this we all paid a tidy sum. There is no entertainment at all, in order to play billiards for money, you have to run around the base for half an hour in search of staff, everything else stated on the site (such as sports equipment in the amount of two broken bicycles) generally causes hysterical laughter. In addition to all the listed advantages, pretty drunk Indians roam around the bvz in the evening. As for the spa center, I can say that one management of this resort has never seen normal spa centers, because in their stable with spa services, fungus is everywhere on the walls, radiators are covered with cheap curtains, dirty tiles are broken underfoot and an administrator with a bulldog face and rude attitude, procedures that are done with the cheapest oils that are in any pharmacy (they don’t smell Indian there) cost an average of 150-200 UAH. , in Kyiv for such money you can make the procedure much better in a decent spa. My friend almost went to them for the New Year, but in time she refused the hellish fairy tale in Buimerovka for 6000 UAH. For that kind of money, you can relax in Turkey and Egypt, or in the Carpathians, which, compared to Buimerovka, is a five-star hotel. Don't even think about wasting your money and time. Ksati on the territory of the "resort" there is no doctor or first aid kit, what kind of resort is this ?? ? Moreover, the nearest hospital is more than 10 km away.