HotEl "AquaDrill".....

Written: 31 january 2012
Travel time: 10 — 21 june 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 1.0
All the "bright-blinding colors" of the rest in the forest hotel "AquaDrel" ...Departed for ten days, two adults, a child (1 year old), June 2011. In order to understand and decide - you need to visit AquaDrill, you should not believe reviews, advertisements, advice from friends and even more so this story. A lot has been written, for those who care about where to relax, even if it's a few days off.

"Under-village" and "Auto-parking".
Check-in at 14.00. Departure 12.00.

Considering that lunch is from 13.00. until 14.30. , an obvious discrepancy in time, that is, having thrown your suitcases without opening them, you must run for lunch, it’s already interesting! The hotel does not have a fence and an entrance gate, but why exactly? Half of the parking lot on the territory of the hotel, ~ 10 cars, most of it is located on the side of the street, or rather the forest ...Never parked overnight in the forest? ! If you don't have a car, it's easier. On weekends, if you're unlucky, you'll park your car at the neighbor's fence.
The lack of a fence and access system in the hotel, which is none, but the system is a direct minus for the safety of vacationers, and our children are walking there ...valuables in the rooms, etc. , apparently, no one really cares about this. A sort of “democratic-free passer-by” is also present on the part of “Dolce-Vita” ...There are video cameras, maybe it will warm someone, but what is the use or meaning of them? I know they were set up to further bill the guests for another broken plastic chair / table in the evening after the barbecue ...

Rooms. Cleaning.
A two-room suite, without a veranda, with a large bathroom and two working Mitsubishi air conditioners, is not bad anymore. A two-room suite is a clear plus when relaxing with a small child.
A sofa, two armchairs, a table with chairs, a coffee table, a large wardrobe and a bedside table in the bedroom, a refrigerator, a TV with absolutely idiotic satellite channels, a kettle, two glasses, two cups and unwashed spoons with the remnants of jam, but this is a trifle, who will notice ? . The interior does not shine with designer frills, the rooms do not yet look dead, but the Chinese entrance “thumping” door (you need to try to close it quietly), sometimes it froze, even the sound from the neighbor’s ...Noise isolation is completely absent, the crying baby behind the wall can be heard clearly, keep silent the rest of the sound "dungeon" accompaniment of the rest ...In the room, half of the active bulbs in the lighting fixtures were missing, maybe they were removed by the previous guests before leaving? ? , clothes hanger (but it should be! ), the mosquito net on one of the windows was missing, on the other it was torn.

We did everything at our request, we obviously strained our “wild” requests from the “hotel” ones ...But the previous guests, as I understand it, arrived in the room only during the day and only with the windows closed, they were also quite satisfied with the picture in the bathroom, read more. Agree, when you enter the room, you want it to be clean and your child does not catch any infection from the gypsy camp resting there on the copper ...In the shower cabin, a century-old black fungus around the perimeter is a terrible sight, as it turned out later, is present in half of the rooms. When asked to remove this “beauty”, the cleaning lady reluctantly scratched this charm to the state “a little less or not so noticeable”, then stated that the fungus is in silicone and there is no way to scrape it, because if you remove the silicone, then literally - you have to wait for the “general cleaning” and you have it according to your plan in 5 (five) days, especially since the silicone dries for a day and you won’t be able to use the shower!
The savvy aunt got caught, how she twisted it! About the fact that the water in the shower does not immediately go into the drain hole and you wash yourself standing in your own dirty foam, etc. , you just need to keep silent, it's like a business card. And actually you can enjoy the foam from the shampoo only on the first day of your stay, because shampoo (two sachets) is issued once until the next notorious “general cleaning”, i. e. 1 time in 5 (five) days, as well as the replacement of towels, so do not relax! Interesting further - cleaning in your room, as well as garbage collection in your trash can - "on demand"!! ! I will translate, this means - you need to do wet cleaning twice a day, so don't be shy. I ran out of toilet paper, I called, a nice “reception lady” answered me - the paper “on request” and there will be, I sat down near the phone ...they brought, how many rolls do you think ...? ! …. one! ! No, economy, freaks however!
The cleaning itself takes about ten minutes, twelve at the most, there is a laminate on the floors (I myself don’t like all these “Hot-Elevsky rugs”, there is always a lot of muck lurking in the depths ... ), but nevertheless, two rooms, a bathroom unit in “15m2” in twelve minutes this is a record! I can assure you of the accuracy of the information, the main thing is not to be present in the room or near it, but to track the entry and exit of the cleaner. Tipping, to whom? for what? Why does no one mention in their reviews that there is a persistent smell of mold in the rooms mixed with sewage in the bathroom, at least this is a fact in our and neighboring buildings. I dare to assume that the hotel has a problem with drains. Summarizing the above, here is a mandatory set for living in the rooms of the AquaDrel Hotel: shampoo 1 liter, shower gel 1 liter, soap 2 pieces, toilet paper 2 packs, mop, bucket, foam detergents, plus the desire to clean your own room ...so on trifles.

Nutrition. Restaurant.

Meals buffet breakfast and lunch. You can add a custom dinner or eat in the evening in a restaurant. In a word, the food is edible in places and hopelessly monotonous. It should be noted that all "Sweden" taken together fits on one large table, on the second table there is tea, coffee, "Zhivchik". Oh yes, coffee! Whoever remembers the “summer” drink (made in the USSR) will understand me, I recommend remembering your childhood! Against the background of those who are always present: ketchup, mayonnaise, sour cream, I asked the waitress for mustard, the answer is - but we have mustard for a fee! Surprised, I bought it. And the rest, as he said, everything is fine. There are only 2 (two!!! ) high chairs in the restaurant, you hesitated and you will wait for your turn to “sit down for the baby”, this is already idiocy. On the other hand, in the "edible food" there is not even a hint of a diet table or children's table dishes, maybe this is the answer - little children have nothing to do in the AquaEl restaurant or entry is prohibited.
It is worth remembering this and stocking up on food for your baby in advance. Although some parents have children who eat fried meat with french fries every year, but this is another topic. We tried to beat the local DeJure soup in a blender and give it to our baby, sorry, but he started pooping green five times a day, fed him baby food - everything was in order. The first evening, my wife and I decided to celebrate the arrival, I asked for two glasses of champagne at the bar, no problem - a deposit of 100 UAH! And you understand what kind of glasses these are, right from the "Bohemian triplex" for 40 UAH for 6 pieces. And why, for example, not to make a deposit for such property of a restaurant 300 UAH? But, as you understand, the question is not pledged, again, someone will say a trifle, but I was not pleased, well, take it. Is it worth speaking for the faces of the waitresses or not? Their passports were taken away and they work for food, something like the expression of these "smiling" girls. I advise you to change at least sometimes the “record” (music.
decoration) of breakfasts and lunches, beautiful and favorite compositions, have not changed during the entire stay, they clearly did not improve digestion, but simply began to annoy.

Entertainment. Territory.

Adult Entertainment: Full House Saturday! Barbecue 15 UAH. hour, a bundle of firewood 20 UAH. and wine and vodka procedures until you drop! Actually, there is nothing more for adults to do here. Oh yes bassEin completely forgot. This pool on the dump head is an exhibit! The izuitic form of the letter "zyu" was chosen, 5x2 meters in size, in the presence of two floundering ones, there was nothing for the third to do, and they did not dare to climb there. If you really wanted to, you could buy from the neighbors. In general, there is a pool, enjoy it if you can. Indoor, in the building "for inexpensive" did not visit. On the territory there is a semblance of sports grounds - football (micro-mini with large gates), volleyball (without markings, two poles with a sagging net), it is not realistic to play there, but there is a test. There are bikes for rent.
A good hall in the building with a running machine and machines. Paid animation for children - playroom, after 18.00. for residents 20 UAH. hour, for "strangers" 40 UAH. hour. It can be seen that the educator works honestly. There was a mini disco once, the kids loved it. Everything is calculated “correctly”, only the parents reached out for barbecues and breaking chairs, well, they feel sorry for a couple of hryvnias ...everything is very unobtrusive, like the service . . Classes - drawing, modeling, etc. are held with children during the day. The territory is small, without a border with the neighboring "Dolce Vita", which visually enlarges it, flowers, flowerbeds, Christmas trees, everything is well-groomed. Against the background of these flowers, there are bins on the territory without a garbage bag, like this, just a wooden box, how these “objects” are cleaned is a question and probably an interesting sight.

In the bottom line, for a price of more than 1000 UAH you will get a large number, that's all.
"AkvaElevtsy" are trying to get closer to something, the rooms are called "suites", and they stink of "swamp", they have a buffet food, and the pancakes on that table are "the soles of their own grinding flour", the service is clumsy and soulless . Boring, not interesting for adults, the food is absolutely not intended for small children and all this for decent money. I wish the hotel good luck and prosperity, but this will have to work hard!
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